omg i wish you would write more of these, they are hilartious and awesome.
my favourite part would have to be 'I quickly had my eight children in a very vague manner because the author is a teenage girl and has no idea what the hell birth is like.' Report Review
Never in my life, I read such a story. I thought I'll fall down laughing, reading this. This may be one of the worst stories, but gave me a good laugh. Report Review
This is the weirdest fanfic I've ever read. But I loved it, hilarious!! Report Review
Wow that was hilarious. 10/10 : )Author's Response: Haha, glad you liked it. It's surprisingly easy to channel bad writing... Report Review
Ummm...so basically best, funniest, stupidest and utterly awesome story ever! I especially love how she named one of the random octuplets Chapstick after the headmistress who is now introduced as her idol! :) I love it...It was so cliche and freakin hilarious! You should check out my super short one-shot about Snape that my sister and I wrote one night at one in the morning:) It reminds me loosely of this!
-Arya Report Review
I seriously roll my eyes every time I read a summary that says "My name is Rose Weasley and I'm pregnant with Scorpius Malfoy's kid". It drives me nuts!
This was WONDERFULY bad. But it was SO funny.
Great job :)Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it. I admit I'm guilty of writing the pregnancy trope but by this stage it really is UNBEARABLY cliche... thanks for reviewing! Report Review
This is such a good story! This was absolutely fantastic.
And, you know, I think I've read a ff like this once or five hundred times before. ;)
10/10 loved it + favorited.Author's Response: Ha, I'm glad you liked it! You know, even when I was writing it I couldnt help but feel a strange sense of de ja vu... :P
Thanks so much for the fave! Report Review
Oh the horror. I cannot even describe how horribly funny this really was.Author's Response: Lol, glad you liked it XD Report Review
hahaha this was HILARIOUS =)Author's Response: Thanks! It was SO MUCH FUN to write XD Report Review
10/10Author's Response: THANKYOU! Glad you enjoyed it XD Report Review
This is pretty much the worst, most disgusting and appaling piece of filth I've ever read.
And by that I mean most hilarious, stupid, awesome piece of filth I've ever read. :D
Great job making it over-the-top in nearly every single way. Halfway through reading it I started quoting it in texts to my friend to show her just how awesome this is. I'll force her to read the whole thing later of course.
It's not too often I truly enjoy reading, congrats for making me read an entire fic. ;DAuthor's Response: Thanks so much! This truly was the most fun to write, so I'm glad it was fun to read as well. I've never had anyone recommend my stories before, so that's pretty awesome! Thanks for reading, enjoying, and of course reviewing XD Report Review
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! this is one of the funniest stories ive ever read.its just so bad it makes it comedy genius!Author's Response: Hehe, thanks, I'm glad you liked it. Writing bad is ridiculously fun! Report Review
This is seriously one of the most fantastic stories I've ever read.
I know, I know, it's supposed to be the second worst story I've ever read or somewhat, but on the contrary, it's the funniest thing I've read in a rather long time. (And it's so well written!) Seriously, you had me at "Secondly, I constantly changed tense." And it's so true! All of the clichés used in HPFF stories - specifically the changing-tense and Scorpius-getting-Rose-preggers ones - were covered brilliantly in your story; but, wonderfully enough, were so witty that I really didn't mind.
Thank you for writing this. Truly. It was awesome. I'm still snickering.Author's Response: Ha, thanks! I basically just channelled all the things I moan about when I read bad fanfiction. I'm really glad you liked it! Report Review
Oh dear lord.
I don't know what to say.
Uh-10/10 for a CRUCIO of a story.Author's Response: Hehe, thanks, I'm awfully proud of how terrible this is XD Report Review
The world stopped turning, the birds stopped singing, and in a distant country somewhere soldiers stopped fighting and all got simultaneously REALLY turned on - I looked
I LOVED THIS WHOLE THING.
Never before has there been such a sexy OC, doing the dirty with so many men (and also women).
GIVING BIRTH AND THEN DOING IT WITH THE DOCTOR.
AND THEN MAKING OUT WITH ALICE.
SORRY FOR SCREAMING AT YOU WITH THE ALL CAPS, BUT IT IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY.
INSERT MEDICAL TYPE STUFF HERE.
The headmistress and Nearly Headless Nick! Oh my god, your head is like a crystal ball of magic or something. This is glorious. Utterly glorious.
They don't have proper names, but they are known as Mini Oliver Wood, Mini Ernie MacMillan, and Mini Seamus Finnegan." The three clones hummed slightly, but they didn't really have personalities, so I ignored them from then on.
And then hotness reigns some more! It's incredible! Ugly babies in mini catsuits!
(who I had decided to name after the head teacher I will now introduce as my idol for the first time in this sham of a story) - brilliant.
Also, Lorcan and Lysander Scamander, Luna's children, who are supposedly much younger than me but in this story they are an indeterminable age which allows me to (non-12+) with them.
SO MUCH LOVE.
Scorpius Malfoy as a sexy mute because the author can't be bothered to give him any characterization!
I knew I would now have to tell my parents about my pregnancy, and also about the fact that I had conveniently forgotten to attend any of my lessons for the past few months because I was so busy looking deep and crying in various different locations for heartbreaking montages. But to be honest, I was more worried about what I was going to wear on the train. I had to look hot, of course, but also like I wasn't really trying, because I wanted to look sophisticated, so that people would respect me. - SUCH. WIN.
*insert generic holiday* - more win.
I am just appalled by how awesome you are at writing badness. I demand a sequel. I really do. I laughed my head off during the whole thing. Very well done, and thank you for doing this challenge.
:)Author's Response: THANKYOU SO MUCH! (That was me returning your caps screaming XD)
I absolutely ADORE reviews with quotes in XD It honestly means so much to me when people like my work, especially when it's weird like this, so I'm SO GLAD you liked all the madness! As for a sequel, I'm not entirely sure how that would work - maybe I could do one form Mute Scorp's SEXY pov, that would certainly be a challenge!
I'm so glad you liked it! This challenge was totally boss, I'm so glad I entered.
Ta! Report Review
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WIN!
Oh, man this was bad... Love your 'relationship' with Scorpio! LOL!
And truly I loved that the kids turned out to be ugly... Hilarious!
Loved the countdown at the top as well... just terrible!
Great job on the Worst Story Ever challenge... so wonderfully bad!
Dark WhisperAuthor's Response: Aww, thanks! Truthfully, after reading all the other entries I never expected I was in with a chance, and I was SO SHOCKED when I saw I'd come in second XD
Still, this was AMAZINGLY fun to write! There was so much more I wanted to put in, but it was looking to turn into some sort of epic novel, so I just stopped there, and I'm glad I did 'cus everyone seems to really like it!
Thanks for the review XD Report Review
I just..Wow.. I mean... Wow. That's was freakin Hilarous!!Author's Response: HA! Lol, I'm glad you think so too XD I always feel bad for laughing at my own work, but MAN was that a fun story to write XD Report Review
What the HELL!? How can the daughter of Hermione Granger be so dumb? Anyways twas funny. It really was dreadful. O.o The relationship with Alice is odd. Laughed when you said Ted was held back for nine years. Weird story. Very weird.Author's Response: Lol, this was basiclaly me unloading all my insanity into one poor little story XD I know it's horrific, luckily that was the point.
Thanks for reviewing! Report Review
Funniest story I've read in awhile. x'DAuthor's Response: Hehe, thanks. Try reading some of the other enteries for the Worst Story Ever challenge, most of them are hilarious! Report Review
...LMAO. Are you sure this was supposed to be a bad story? It's well-written ridiculousness had me amused for like the whole time. Haha, 9/10!Author's Response: Ha, thanks! This is the first time I've tried to write something bad, so I guess it's kind of good that I didn't completely manage XD Report Review
You are amazing.
I laughed (almost) constantly. I'm kinda sorta writing a Rose/Scorpius at the moment, and you have really opened my eyes to the terrible cliches that go on in the world of fanfiction.
DON'T WORRY, my Rose, nor any other of my characters, will be falling pregnant =]
Thanks for the brilliant, deep, sexy read.
xoxo TaylorAuthor's Response: Thanks so much! THis was SO much fun to write, I swear, I was in hysterics the whole day I wrote it XD There were loads more cliches I wanted to fit in but it kind of wasn't working, so I left it as is, but I kind of wish I'd written more baout all Rose's cousins XD
Anyway, I'm sure your story will be a LOT better than this XD Report Review
So funny! Brilliant, brilliant parody xD I think I've read most of the 'worst ever story' entries because they all look too hilarious to resist, but this may be one of my favourites so far! Great job!Author's Response: Aww, wow, thanks! Yeah, I've read all the rest, the only reason I even entered the challenge was because I'd read so mnay that had me in hysterics and I wanted to give it a try, especially as I was shocked nobody had done a teen pregnancy one XD
THanks for reviewing! Report Review
I'm guessing this story is supposed to be intentionally bad since it was written for a Worst Story Ever Challenge but I actually loved it, it was very entertaining to read and made me laugh quite a bit at the absurdness of it all.Author's Response: Yeah, this is basically supposed to be the dregs of the fanfiction underworld, but I have to say it was LOADS of fun to write XD
Thanks for reviewing. Report Review
HA. That was pretty much the best Rose pregnancy story i've read in a long time because most of them suck.
I love how you obviously made fun of every single one with the cliches (:Author's Response: Lol, thanks, there was actually a lot more stuff I was going to try and get in about Rose's family and being pregnant at Hogwarts, but I couldn't really make it fit, so I just left it here. Good to know everyone seems to have enjoyed it! Report Review
Hahahahahaha, yes. You pretty much nailed everything I hate about teen pregnancy fanfics, especially since I actually am 18 and pregnant!Author's Response: Ha, I'm glad you liked it! My sister had a baby when she was seventeen, and it always bugged me that some fics kind of took the mickey out of the situation or whatever, so I thouht I'd beat them at their own game! Thanks for reviewing XD Report Review
Terms of Service
categories & genres
short story collection