Hilarious! please update it! Report Review
effy is really funny and i really like this story so far, but you HAVE TO UPDATE, because she hasn't even come close to the realisation that albus potter is obviously a vampire ;) great fic, keep writing ! Report Review
A DANISH OF LIES!
That is all. Report Review
I was reading this in my hammock, in the outside place (being the nerd I am, this is a foreign and strange world) and, naturally, laughing a freaking lot.
Boobs. I love boobs. Like a shelf! They're really fun.
I said that out loud, to summarise what I'd just read, when suddenly...
My four year old GIRL neighbur (who has been watching me for some time, though I didn't notice) decides to repeat what I said.
Her father glared at me so I ran inside.
Oh, and I was wearing my dorothy the dinosaur onesie and a llama beanie. Guess I won't be getting babysitting duties anymore :(
LOL jokes, they knew I was weird waaay before this incident. Like they'd let me take care of the cutie that is their daughter.
But I hope they forget about it soon, and don't tell my parents. That would be an awkward conversation.
Also, when you update next she should count her shoes, and make sure you put lots of brand references in! Shopping is my thing, too :) Report Review
This made me laugh out loud like an idiot... everyone else in the house must think there's something terribly wrong with me. I love it so far! Report Review
Ok zoey, I absolutely adore this story and I'm pretty sure I'm not da only one. FYI I like read these two chaps everyday, p.s the albus on the cover is pretty hot. , and I'm really excited bout ur future chaps. U Rox!! U cud lk make this elevator scene where albus lily and effie r there together and effies wearing her boots ;) Report Review
OMG! So god-damn funny! I swear this is the most hilarious thing I have read in a long time, possibly ever... i was laughing for practically the whole chapter which is probably confusing to my little brother (who is currently sitting opposite me) because i'm supposed to be doing homework (his thoughts are probably along the lines of "what the hell is so funny about an ancient history essay?").
please update soon, don't abandon this story, etc, all that jazz people always put in reviews...
also, please tell me that albus is not actually a vampire and that effy will spend the whole year finding more clues leading her to believe he's one of the cullen's lot, culminating in an extremely awkward scene where she confronts him about it only to find out that there is perfectly logical explanation, so then she thinks that she has completely ruined the relationship they have built (yes, they build a friendship which i failed earlier to mention), but then albus dispels her fears as the story ends with them in a passionate snogging scene!
so that's what i'm hoping's gonna happen.
ps. the awkward scene where effy bluntly asks "are you a vampire" after a large quantity of blundering and general awkward-ness has to be ridiculously, cringe-worthy awkward, with a lengthy awkward silence before Albus starts laughing... Report Review
Al isn't actually a vampire, is he? I'm feeling amusingly confused right now. Just kinda shaking my head as I hit the submit button down there... Report Review
Lol. seriously, i found this so funny,
keep up the good work Report Review
ROTFL. LITERALLY, well actually on a computer chair... but yea, i loved it! It was so funny!! Report Review
Lol, I could not stop laughing. Very funny. Effy is so funny! Report Review
I LOVE THIS CHAPTER!!
i nearly died laughing when i read the danish of lies part!
when mum asked me what happened, only thing i could manage was"DANISH" before bursting out laughing again.
mum just gave me a weird look, as if she thought i'm insane...but that's nothing new, really.
great job..and...KEEP UPDATING!!
infinite/10 Report Review
Effy is so cute! I love Finn and Liv, too. But...dun dun dun...what is that Really Bad Thing that happened to Finn? I want this to be a happy story! :(
Anywho, Effy's rambles are mostly funny, but it would be okay to tone them down a little bit. Most of the length in this chapter doesn't actually pertain to the plot, it seems. Although, I was crying with laughter from the rambling out loud part in the coffee shop. Hilarious! :D "The Num Num Nazi!"
I want more yummy Albus! And what time/date stuff is it? Will this story take place at Hogwarts, too?
-Cat Report Review
That was so funny! At least she got the boots. Report Review
PLeasee update this amazingness. I was trying to contain my hysterical laughter whilst i read this fanfic in the middle of the night. The letter was just...magical. You are hilarious update soonish or might just die Report Review
This story is very funny so far, and has a lot of charm to it. Effy is quite ridiculous, which I love, and she's flawed, too, which I also love - I get sick of 'perfect' characters (who doesn't?). The story header says you haven't updated this since April, which is a shame because I would love to see what happens next - more Albus/Effy interaction? Hogwarts time for Effy and her friends? Effy's parents/other family members? And how does Effy come to the realisation that Albus is a "vampire?" Please update sometime soon, as this story has such a unique premise and so much potential. Report Review
Oh. My. God. That was one of the funniest chapters I have ever read on this site. I literally had to stop reading for a second to get a hold of my laughter. The danish of lies part was absolutely HILARIOUS! Great job! Can't wait to read more! Report Review
Wow. That. Was. Epic. I don't think I've laughed that hard in... well I don't think I've ever laughed that hard. You hve made my day. Please, please, please update soon!!! Report Review
This is one of those chapters that you just feel so incredibly bad for the main character, and you just feel uncomfortable reading it because they are making such a fool out of themselves and it was one of the funniest things that I've ever read. Report Review
I LOVE Effy. Shes so funny :) and i really like how you sort of made Albus the Bad boy kinda type. He is usually portrayed as like really like nice and sweet, its refreshing :D i cant wait to see how this all plays out and I cant just tell that it will really interesting and a fun read. Keep it up and update soon ;) ciao x Report Review
Oh look, more amazingness from you! You are nothing short of a sheer genius for the storylines and characters you come up with. Had me laughing out loud for most of it which had my mother questioning my sanity, but that's nothing new.
She asked what I was laughing at and all I could say 'danish...danish...lies...' and she just gave me a look and walked away while I carried on laughing. My mum doesn't know I read fanfiction obviously but I think she would much rather know I'm reading that than something about 'danish lies' lol.
Anyway, I hope you update soon (not to pressure you haha) Report Review
"She wears headscarves."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love. Report Review
hahaha loved this! the letter was priceless :D
PLEASE update son! Report Review
this chapter was awesome! i love the way you describe anything and the things you come up with. wizbook, viagra falls, timbuckone and timbuckthree
you are a GENIUS Report Review
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