this girl is phsyco. I LOVE HER!

Author's Response: Ha, thanks! There arent gonna be many updates for a while but I hope you keep reading when I start up again in the new year. Thanks for reviewing!

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Hehe this story is hilarious!!! UPdate soon or I might explode!!!
10/10

Author's Response: Ha, glad you liked it! I'm busy at the moment with exams and stuff, but I'll try not to neglect this site, so check back because hopefully I'll update soon!

Thanks for reveiwing x

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I love this! Tori cracks me up, she is such a delight to read about. She's crazy, but in a good way. I love reading about her thoughts, they crack me up! I really enjoy this and I hope you update soon.
- Sexydoorframes

Author's Response: Wow, thanks! This means so much to me, you're like one of my favourite writers on this site!

I'm so happy you like it! Thanks for taking the time to review.

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"Maybe now is the time to start fazing her out of my life."

That line made me laugh. :)
I like Tori for a lot of reasons- of course, she's insanely funny, but I also like how she has a kind of blind hatred towards James. I feel like it's a really common thing when a teenage girl gets, I don't know, scorned. It's amusing and it makes her relatable.

Anyway, keep it up. :D

Author's Response: Ha, I'm glad you like it!

I'm glad you like Tori - some people seem to think she's a bit too weird, so it's good that you can find something about her to relate to. I found that aswell.

Keep an eye out for the next chapter!

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how do you come up with ideas for things like
that letter? that was absoulutely hilarious!
I laughed so hard im pretty sure my mom
now thinks im crazy:)

Author's Response: Ha! Thanks. The letter was a sugar-high induced piece of homework, actually. I take Child Care at school, and we had homework to write a letter to a fake Agony Aunt describing the symptoms of Post partum Depression. I had too many sweets and ended up handing this in. Needless to say I got detention and had to re-do it, but I felt like this needed a home, and I felt Tori was the only person really crazy enough to take credit for it!

I'm glad you liked it.

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Auntie Hista Mine. "fellow bitches of hay fever, laugh along with me"
i don't have hay fever but i laughed anyways!!

Author's Response: Lol, thanks Freya

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You are brilliant
10/10

Author's Response: Thanks!
Wow, shortest review ever, possibly the best as well! I've never been called brilliant before.
I'm glad you liked it! I'm taking a Hiatus for November, due to NaNo induced hibernation, but after that there should be planty more chapters quite quickly!

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Haha, stupid James Potter.

Tori's so funny. What's the name of the person on your banner?

10/10

Author's Response: Thanks! The girl representing Tori is Juno Temple - she's like my idol. Thanks for the review! 10/10! Wow, that's high praise.

Thanks!

-InsertWittyCommentHere

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Oh, this story is so hilarious. Love Tori's crazy mind and hey, I still own my old teddy bear too. James is such a womanizer and well I wonder how Albus will fit in :)

Author's Response: Ha, thanks! A lot of Tori's mind is straight out of my own which is slightly worrying, but oh well. Look out for the next chapter, and thanks for the review!!

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Boris the Bed? XD Uh, sure! It's a good thing she didn't oversleep too much, and Nell seemed to forgive her quite easily, right? I mean, all Tori needed to do was get on her knees and be a little overdramatic. And blame Jacob, of course. It sounds very easy indeed to do that - he's used to Nell shouting and they love each other too much to break up. Sounds like Jacob is a great scapegoat to Tori! Haha, and she's never worn matching socks in her entire life? That's... wow. Quite an achievement in itself! Their friendship seems funny as well, if Tori gets on Nell's nerves half the time :P
Walking and snogging sounds very tough to do indeed. I take it Tori never did that with James then, or is she just being a little hypocritical here? :P And it's nice that Nell was so concerned, even if Tori didn't actually mind that much anymore. Where did that come from, all of a sudden? She was devastated, wasn't she? Anyway, I can't wait for her revenge to begin!
Hopefully you'll update soon!

Author's Response: Lol.

This story is really just a silly bit of brain juice that spilled onto the keyboard... it has nothing to do with me, I swear... * Shifty look *

Seriously though, it's not meant to be taken seriously. (see what i did there?)

I'm glad you like it! Thanks for reviewing. Updates should be soon-ish, as soon as my NaNo frenzy is over!

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weird, but funny :) I like it x

Author's Response: I'm glad! The weirdness is inevitable when written by me, but I quite like it too. Thanks for reviewing!

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Wow. I must say, that letter was brilliant. xD Oh and cute banner!

xoxo
~Marcia

Author's Response: Thanks! The letter was the product of one too many child development lessons, I actually handed it in as homework on post natal depression, got in a bit of trouble for it too! Banner's great, isn't it? Thanks for reviewing!

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Hm, I'm starting to become curious about the story with the transvestite squirrel, now... will we hear in someday?
Nell sounds interesting. She doesn't like to swear, but she does get angry a lot? That almost sounds like a contradiction... Fortunately, then, Tori was right about the list of plans thing. It's pretty bad, don't you think, that there aren't any girls in school who would break James' heart? But humiliation sounds just as fine :) The pushing him in the lake thing sounds a little weak indeed, but Tori's reasons not to change the lake into custard were brilliant. Does she really talk (or 'talk') to the Squid? :D She doesn't really have great concentration skills, does she? They're almost as bad as Nell's ideas... Tori's ideas seem, well, a little extreme. But funny nevertheless. Her hobbies are strange, but hilarious, as well. The letter she wrote sounds... weird. But that seems to be just Tori, no?
So now they want to humiliate James, huh? Is that were Albus comes in? She's going to humiliate James by doing something to his younger brother? By the way - is Albus in her year, or the year above? Not sure why that matters, but I always like to know stuff like that :P
Hopefully you'll update soon! :)

Author's Response: Thanks for the mega review!! If enough people like this story I might think about writing the transvestite squirell story properly... I akready sort of have an idea of it in my head, but I'm wondering whether it's a little TOO odd... I'm not sure if the worlds ready for it. Nell is basically just very controlling... think a bit Monica off friends. I didn't want to do the whole 'John Tucker Must Die' thing with the heartbreak at first. As for later, well, I'm not sure... As for the squid, I don't think Tori even knows whether 'Miles' reaklly understands her. In my opinion I think that they at least 'talk' a little, but then, I don't really know, do I? It's between them. The letter I just had to fit in somewhere, I don't know why but me and my friend had the idea of writing fake letters to agony aunts, and this was the one we wrote! We never sent it in but I thought that if anyone was going to, it should be Tori. You'll have to wait and see how Albus comes into it, I'm afraid! And he's in the year below Tori. This story actually fits in with my other story, Indigo's Playlist. I'm writing a whole world of stories, which all link together, one for each of the next gen weasleys, and a few others too. I'll try and get an update out as soon as the queue re-opens, but I've got a really hectic summer so I'm not sure I'll have time to write too much... and I thinkt hat covers everything! I've got cramp in my finger from typing so fast! Thanks again for the review!

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I am loving this story already. It is hilarious! I hope there is a new update soon! :)

Author's Response: Thanks! I love writing funny stories =P. I'll try and update soon!

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This is funny. I'm looking forward to the next chapter.

Author's Response: Next chapter should be soon, fingers crossed, thanks for the review!

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Hey, you reviewed one of my stories so I thought I'd return the favour =]
I must say, you had me at transvestite squirrel...I can't not read something which includes a transvestite squirrel lol
This was a great introduction. My favourite part being when she went through the members of her team, most of which inanimate objects. Very funny.
You have a really witty style that was so easy to get in to that I wished there was some more!
I hope you update soon, I'll keep an eye out for it =]
spam_up_sam

Author's Response: Wow, thanks so much! The transvestite squirell was a tribute to Eddie Izzard, although I don't expect anybody to get it. And I'm glad you liked the team! It was so much fun to write all the characters, animate and not lol. Updates should be soon! Thanks for the review!

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This is a cute story. (: I love humor, and this is really funny in parts. I feel bad for Tori, but I know how she feels. >< Danged men, always making us cry. If only I had the courage she did, to take revenge. (:

I'm really excited to see what happens next; I assume she'll get together with Al, but I'm looking forward to seeing how she goes about this.:D

Added to my Favorites. (:
-Jasmine

Author's Response: Thanks so much for the review! It should be getting funnier as it goes on, hopefully, but I'm gonna try and keep it sweet as well... Keep your eyes peeled for the next chapter!

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Hm, this seems interesting. A girl with whom James Potter broke up in an Al/OC fic? Is she going to use Al to get back at James, or what? That's an ingenious and rather evil plan ;) Though I wonder, at this point, if Al is going to fall for it (and what James will have to say).
For how long were they together? She seems rather upset by the break-up, so it can't really have been only a few days, right? But on the other hand, I can't really imagine them having been together for ages and ages.
The team Tory/Tori (which one is it? You used both) has put together sounds pretty hilarious :D I'm glad she has faith in them, because I'm not so sure if I do... Oh well. The things she's done after James broke up with her, well, that's pretty extreme. Hopefully she's up to planning the revenge by now. I wonder how she'll react when she sees James now... Anyway, trying to get back at him through Albus sounds like a good one if she really wants to hurt James that bad. That is, of course, if James and Albus are close...
Can't wait to see what you're going to do with this story!

Author's Response: Hi! Wow, this is longest review I've ever got! Thanks! It's supposed to be Tori - I'll go and edit it, thanks for pointing that out! I won't ruin the plot, but I will say that they're going to try lots of ways to get back at James! Hopefully a lot of your questions will be answered in the next chapter. This was just a weird idea I wanted to fiddle about with, so I just posted it to see if I'd get any feedback / if I should continue... I think I will even if it's not very well received, to be honest, 'cus it's really fin to write!

First proper chapter should be up soon! Thanks for your review!

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I have to say, I am ridiculously curious over how James and Tori got together, and why they broke up.

xoxo
~Marcia

Author's Response: All will be revealed soon...

Thanks for the review!

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