This was absolutely funny! I loved the way you captured Gilderoy Lockhart- perfectly! In the books he appeared every bit as conceited and vain as you conveyed him here- and I can totally see why he would such a fun character to write! He's totally delusional (Goodness, gracious! That woman wanted me.).
You wrote a wonderfully light and humorous tale that was an absolute joy to write! Wonderful job! Report Review
Ha! I love Gilderoy Lockhart, he's so wonderfully conceited... This was really good, I especially loved the 'illegal in at least five countries' line, that was genius! Well done! 10/10.
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oh my gosh. he is such an IDIOT!
LOL HAHAHAHA!Author's Response: Hahaha! That he is! I'm so glad you liked it and it seems like you found it funny! :) Thanks for reviewing! Report Review
hehe lol XD that was brilliant! hes so up himself, its perfect fun!Author's Response: Hehehe, yay! I'm so happy you liked it. :) Thank you very much! Gilderoy is SO full of himself. It makes for oodles of fun. ;P Report Review
Hahaha. That was brilliant. Lockhart=dip. I especially enjoyed your use of talking portraits: both the ones of him and the one who called him a poofter ;). I got a good laugh from this; it was so riddiculous but it was also oddly in character, because Lockhart really is that... eccentric, I guess. Or egotistical works too. Anyways, excellant one shot. That was the perfect spot to end it, and the perfect last line: "That women wanted me." Haha. I loved the bit at the beginning with the perfume, too. Anyways, great job xDAuthor's Response: Hahaha! I'm so happy you liked it! I love Lockhart, despite the fact that he is a giant dip sometimes. I'm glad you thought it was funny and yet in character. Thanks for the awesome review! Report Review
haha, oh dear old gilderoy, he's a funny character. this was entertaining, thanks :)Author's Response: You're very welcome! I'm glad you liked it and thought it was entertaining. Gilderoy is a funny character. He's probably one of my favorites! I have a brand new one with him too, if you're interested. Report Review
Just read this and I almost died laughing. The only slightly unrealistic thing about it is that he actually survived calling her "Minnie" the first time. I suppose the thought of Albus having to try to find another DADA professor in the middle of the term was what stayed her hand.
Seriously, a very good job. I think you nailed the self-absorbed git very well.Author's Response: Haha! Thanks! You're probably right about the whole 'Minnie' thing. That, and the fact that Lockhart's fans would have started some sort of riot.
I'm glad you liked it and thought I did well with good ol' Gilderoy's characterization. He was super fun to write! Thanks for reviewing! :) Report Review
LOL!! that is so funny!! u wanted a fav quote? this::
Goodness, gracious! That woman wanted me.
LOL!! haha!!! you should make a sequeal! i'd LOVE to read minnie constantly pushing lockhart away!! =D
10/10Author's Response: Haha! Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! That line just jumped out at me when I got my title/character.
You really think I should make a sequel? I've been toying with the idea for a while actually, and I kinda want to - but the only problem is time. If I do make one it would be a while from now. But it would be fun to write Minnie constantly being stalked by Lockhart... :P
Thanks for reviewing! :) Again, I'm really happy you liked this. Report Review
haha very funny. Lockharts such a dip.Author's Response: Lol! That's a good word to describe good ol' Gilderoy! I'm happy you liked it. Thanks for reviewing! Report Review
This was pretty funny! I enjoyed it.
Favourite Quote: 'How do I look?' 'Like a poofter'
Anyway, good job. Well done!Author's Response: Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it! That's one of my favorite parts too. No one has mentioned it yet! Thanks for reviewing! Report Review
Hah, really funny!
Sadly, all this reminded me more of Snape than of Lockhart. I don't think he'd ever get kicked by a female student or give detention. All this is so snapie, sorry...
but apart from that it was really good 8/10Author's Response: Thanks!
I can actually picture Lockhart doing those things more than Snape. He did give Harry detention once. That's just me though.
I'm glad you liked it despite the fact you thought it was better suited for Snape's character. Thanks for reviewing! Report Review
HAHAHA, what greatness! i love minerva mcgonagall.
when i saw your character list (which included filch) i had a sneaking suspicion in the beginning that filch was the one who was wooing mcgonagall. i was a little disappointed when it wasn't, but lockhart was just as good if not better. =]
you have a real talent for humor. =]
~CSGAuthor's Response: Hah, that would be interesting, wouldn't it? Filch wooing Minerva. Unfortunately, no it was not him, but dear old Gilderoy was on the banner. I'm so glad you liked it! A real talent for humor? Thanks so much! Most people would say I'm more serious in person, so at least I'm funny when I write! Report Review
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