this story was absolutely HYSTERICAL! i mean I was in tears from laughing! seriously 100/10 for your hilarious story! loved snape and the wierd sisters

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Hey there!

Well, taking into account that this was intended as a fluff/humour I must say that it was very fun to read. The whole concept of Snape washing his hair and being completely oblivious that it was in fact him that made all the female teachers go wild, and not some stray potion the students put in their goblets is golden. I had a smile all the way through the story.

Reading a Snape story is always a pleasure for me so when I spotted yours I had to give it a try. I am glad I did! Even though I must admit Snape felt a bit uncomfortable with the image I have of him, even in a humorous context. I have always viewed him as being the sour type, who is more of the silent person on the outside but richly talkative on the inside. You captured this very well but I am not so sure about the way your portrayed the relationship between Snape and his fellow teachers. At least Dumbledore. I've always imagined Snape having some sort of deep respect for Dumbledore and as much as he hated being dragged to cheerful Christmas feasts, he would not call Dumbledore "bloody" or talk back to him. Of course you are entitled to your own view of the characters, these are just my two cents.

A very lighthearted piece that makes you smile all the way throughout it. Just what I needed!

Holiday Review Extravaganza Event Two

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I go through stages of reading fanfiction. I'll leave it then come back after a while. Then stop reading it again etc. But every single time I simply have to read this story. It's the most hilarious thing since...since, chocolate philadelphia.

Makes me chuckle every time. And it really needs a sequel. About bengal tigers or the results of Hermione's lipgloss/chart - whichever.

I loved the part where Harry had the 'sudden urge to eat some oats' - made me LOL so much('scuse the abbreviation) - and Severus and the Weird Sisters? CLASSIC.

Ahhh.. Might actually re-read it now. I'm feeling the urge.

- Fallen x

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Omg! I laughed through this whole thing! Simply amazing!

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This was a very odd story, but for some reason I kept reading. And the ending was quite bizzare.

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Man i fricking love you! this is the most hilarious fanfic ive read EVER! had me laughing the whole way! ur other stories are amazing too!

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Loved it! Completely. Flipping. Genius. I just read this all in one go and it's two in the morning, so that's saying something x) Laughed my head off pretty much the whole way through, of course. "I fricking hate it when you do that name repeating thing!" he shrieked. - hahahahaha! Amazing, amazing work! Funniest thing I've ever read, no doubt about it xD

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You. Are. AMAZING! This is my favorite story now.

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"Harry Potter suddenly stood up.

“Look at me!” he cried. “I’m a pretty pony!”
Lawl xD Best part. Thank you xD

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Draco glared. “This has caused me great emotional trauma. How am I supposed to go about shirtless and display my fabulous physique, now? It’s a bloody tragedy.”



EPIC! WAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

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this is hilarious! LOL

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THIS IS EPIC! WAAHAHAHAHAHA

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First of all, those are my fave words ever. Second, this story IS SPECTACULAR!! Third, make a sequel. Pretty Please? And lastly, Snape and Draco really made me LOL. I was literally ROTFLMFAO in Chapter Nine.

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This.
Is.
Pure.
Genius.
Seriously. I loved this so much more than the original. Truly a work of art. Loved Draco and Hermione, by the way. Favorite characters in all of literature. :)
Why isn't there a choice of 108/10? :)

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Oh. My. God. I think this is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen. Actually. My God. I think I'm a bit traumatized now. Wow. I feel.speechless. And that's quite a feat.
I've just sat here for the last half an hour, laughing my butt off, expieriencing some acid reflex and staring at the screen-frozen-in shock. That mixture right there is truly the formula for a perfect story. Wow.
Anywhoo, nw that I've rambled incoherently, I'd like to thank for creating this work of-erm-art. It's pretty darn awesome. I hope you write something similar in the future too. A sequel perhaps? I'm kinda wondering what would happen if the discontinued Snape's shampoo brand...and does Hermione finish her chart? I'll be keeping an eye out for it!

Again-OH. MY. GOD. (!)

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loved this story, it was funny as hell :D it's my new favourite...

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rofl, this was sooo funny :D snape, the man with the dead sexy bod... lol i never thought of that :D

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OH MY GOD. I loved your version far more than JK's, for sure.

Harry Potter suddenly stood up.

"Look at me!" he cried. "I'm a pretty pony!"

PMSL XD I couldn't stop giggling. That and other parts. Genius! Loved every second of your incredible fic.. Literally, every second, it was just - LOLTASTIC! Gyaah! I can't do it justice xD !
Ah well. Just rest safe in the knowledge you delivered me a huge, sweet-smelling, toasty parcel of shampoo-shaped awesomeness.

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NICE I almost chocked on my gum I was chewing when all the girls started falling for Snape and the Voldemort hopping up and down in rage and Potter The Pretty Pony and Hermiones chart and Dracos hair prodiocts being stolen

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Oh man! I'm on Ch. 3 and already laughing into hysterics! This is hilarious! :D

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Merlins beard that has got to be the most HILARIOUS fic I've ever read. That is the most hilarious thing I've ever read! My sides hurt from laughing so hard. And this sint the first time I read it. I lost count after three. I recommend it to any of my friends when they feel blue. I love it. Best thing ever. 50 thumbs up! =)

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"Harry Potter suddenly stood up.
“Look at me!” he cried. “I’m a pretty pony!”
He jumped up onto the edge of the fountain and began to prance and toss his head while making whinnying noises. Jets of light narrowly missed him as he cavorted."

Dear god, I love you! The laughter hurts!

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oh Reptilian One?!?!?!?!?!

XDDD Srill Can't breath!

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OHMEHGWOD! I love you! I can't stop laughing!

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OMG!
awesome story, towards the end i was busting myself laughing.
i love that bit "Draco, you smashed my prophecy! You're such a bastard!"
Really terrific work.

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