Hilarious, as always! Funny little bit about Malfoy being Jewish is totally believable!Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it so much! S eriously, I can't believe you've reviewed all my stories--I am amazed! ~Lauren Report Review
Continue! Why have you not continued? I love awkward! Oh, and thanksomuch for the sweet reply to my review! I think I cried!Author's Response: I got side-tracked! I'm sorry I'll try and write another chapter for it but no promises! ~Lauren Report Review
This is so hilarious! :) Please write more!Author's Response: Thank you : ) ~Lauren Report Review
Amazing and hilarious! Please write more! 10/10Author's Response: Thank you so much! Jeeze you really are reviewing all my stories! You rule! ~Lauren Report Review
hahahahah the past two cahpters have been absolutely hilarious!!hahha crazy times..Author's Response: Thank you! ~LB Report Review
oh my goodness, this is hilarious. Are there more chapters to come, because I don't think I can live without this!Author's Response: I will try! Seriously! For you :P ~LB Report Review
funny. i actually laughed out loud which i dnt usually do when i read. good one :)Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it :) Report Review
Hahahahahaha! Oh my God! This made me laugh so hard! Great job!Author's Response: Thanks :) ~LB Report Review
Ok. It was good but kind of disturbing. But good.Author's Response: Thanks...? Haha ~LB Report Review
I dont know your crotch found me. the funniest line in the world, also welcome jewish bra-burners I love it write moreAuthor's Response: Haha thank you! I'll try! ~LB Report Review
it was okay... it could be better, thoughAuthor's Response: Thanks. ~LB Report Review
hahhahahahaa! this is HILARIOUS. i laughed for literally about 5 minutes. this story is utter brilliancy. im in awe. my favorite parts: -Yes, my pet turtle is named Welcome. I actually think it’s quite an endearing name. I named him Welcome because I found him on our welcome mat outside of our house in front of our door. Actually our mat fully reads ‘Welcome Jewish Bra-Burners,’ I chose to stick with Welcome, and Welcome it has been.- -“No, I mean you can only see either the ground or straight ahead of you one at a time because of the state of your eyes, I can’t jeopardize your life because of my rabble-rousing turtle.”Yumi agreed that it would be safest for me to journey by myself, and journey I did. If only I had a machete, then life would be complete.- this story is amazing! please please please update it soon! ;)Author's Response: Thank you so much! ~LB Report Review
Haha! I like the ending. Sirius Black is in love with me... haha... I love that! This story seems really cool so far. I hope you continue soon!Author's Response: Thanks! I'll try :) ~LB Report Review
LMAO! hahahhah! i love the "she is..." lines! amazing! hilarious! update! soon! ~DanicaAuthor's Response: Love you Danica! ~LB Report Review
OMG. this is so funny. sally is so awkward and odd, i love it. haha. favortie parts: “Remember honey, men are the devil, breasts are only part of your body and nothing special, and hold onto your v-card!” (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! okay, so she's probably the most embarrassing mother, like, ever.) Oh my god. My face is in Sirius’s crotch. HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS. so awkward. i can't even imagine what was running through Sirius' mind. “You’re-” “Welcome,” Sirius finished with a grin. that's so funny. i love how their turtles have the names. thats awesome. hahahhahaa. OH, and i noticed that this story hasn't been updated since SEPTEMBER and that is BAD because you have to update VERY SOON! hehe. please! and update Hippogriff Fever, that one is probably my favorite, but it's close.Author's Response: Ha-well I had left HPFF but I came back as of 2 days ago, lol. So I'm gonna try and update soon:) ~LB Report Review
interesting. i can't wait to see where this is going!Author's Response: It's really just going towards more insanity:) ~LB Report Review
oh...my ...god!!! i actually walked away from my computer screen with embaracement bahahahahAuthor's Response: You walked away from embarassment? Oh my, lol, I have no idea what that means...lol. ~LB Report Review
This was hilarious! You had me laughing loudly through the entire last part of the chapter (earning me annoyed looks from my mother, as I was sitting in the living room...) but it was really funny anyways, hope you keep updating this one ;)Author's Response: Thank you!!! ~LB Report Review
“Thank you for keeping my crotch company.” i wuzz dying! ...and “So you smelled me.” “No, you smelled yourself.” “Did I smell nice?” “Yes.” MORE DYING!!! i could sue you for killing me. but i won't 'cos i'm nice like that.Author's Response: Haha, Thank you:D ~LB Report Review
Again, utterly hilarious! Everything was just perfect, and I love this character, she's so funny. Love the story 10/10. Please update when you get the chance! Goin on my faves!Author's Response: Thank you!!! ~LB Report Review
I love this story! And it is funny, so don't worry. it's that kind of dry humor that I'm a total fan of, so I love it! The idea is just so brillant, I'm addicted already! Great job so far, 10/10!Author's Response: Thank you! Hope you stay addicted!!! ~LB Report Review
i just picture this playing out as if in a movie. '' You''re'' ''welcome'' .They finish each other sentences. Oh, how how long have I been dreaming about falling into Sirius Black's crotch. Long time, long time, my friend.Sudeenly my jewish heroine has made it happen, good for her. Good for Sirius *wiggles eyebrows*. So long time no talk, missus. Been busy with school? I know I have. I have the worst flu in the world right now, it sounds like athunderstorm when I'm sneezing and coughing. But when I read this story it was worse, the two with a combination of giggling and laughing caused some sort of weird noise that scared my three year old cousin away. She says rumble. I agree. I blame you, of course.Author's Response: Helloooo!!! I told you I would be coming back and dear lord I did:) ~LB Report Review
Wow, that was fricking fantastic. I laughed the whole way through. I think that you are hillarious. I really really do. This chick is just insane (oh no, here comes her mother with a bazooka for calling her daughter a 'chick'!) and I think it's great the length it is. Truly truly. Now you can't possibly have that bad a case of writers' block if you can come up with this wonderful piece. I love this story. Still, for not describing Sirius' perfectly shaped ass in this chapter I am only giving you a 'nine'. This is also to do with the fact that the school year hasn't even started and already the girl has her face in Sirius's crotch and that just doesn't fly because I don't know if his ass goes with his crotch! Wow, damnit, I'm insane. Lol. Yeah, so there. That's what you get for not being a better ... ass-describer... yeah. Wow, I've got to get a life. Lol. I hope my madness also cheers up your awful case of writers' block blues. Huggles, marauder_gurl2010Author's Response: Haha, describing his ass I could throw that in at some point in this story:) So you just look out! Thanks again for all the amazing reviews:D And it's ok if you're a little insane because in case you haven't noticed, so am I:) ~LB Report Review
WHAT THE HELL!? ARE YOU ON CRACK OR SOMETHING?! KUDOS TO YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY! i LUV THIS STORY!Author's Response: :D ~LB Report Review
OMG!Author's Response: ! ~LB Report Review
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