209 Reviews Found

Review #1, by CreepyConnie. How to annoy Vernon Dursley

20th September 2012:
Send him a howler that sings his insults to the tune of Yankee Doodle!

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Review #2, by QueasyCheesy. How to annoy Wormtail aka Peter Pettigrew

20th September 2012:
Make him run on a giant exercise wheel! Give him a block of cheese later. Stick him in a cage.

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Review #3, by LupinLover. How to annoy Remus Lupin

20th September 2012:
Tie him on a leash and walk him around. If he misbehaves, wack him with a rolled up newspaper! :)

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Review #4, by Landandsea How to annoy Filch and Mrs. Norris

20th September 2012:
How to annoy filch: propose to him in front of the students.

How to annoy Mrs. Norris: ask her if she's married to filch.

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Review #5, by WeasleyBottoer How to annoy Ginny Weasly

20th September 2012:
Have Draco send her love letters

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Review #6, by KittenFreak How to annoy Proffessor McGonagall

20th September 2012:
When she turns a mouse into a sparrow for a class demo, tell her to stop playing with her food!

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Review #7, by ScaryJerry How to annoy Dumbledore

20th September 2012:
I have a good one!
Drip potion over his LemonDrops and that whenever he eats one, POOF! A DUMBLEBEE! :) Get it? BUMBLEBEE?

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Review #8, by SweetNothings. How to annoy Proffessor Snape

20th September 2012:
Omg! Here is one:
Send him a fake love note from either Luna, Hermione or Draco. Make it really suggestive! :)

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Review #9, by Tigger'sEvilTwin. How to annoy You-Know-Who

20th September 2012:
Ask him to help you pick out an outfit for his and Bellatrix's wedding! :) thatll get o'l SnakeFace!

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Review #10, by BlackWolf. How to annoy Sirius Black

20th September 2012:
Tell him he looks more like a giant rat than a dog. (Serius is a pretty darn handsome dog!)

Get Kreacher to sneak itching powder into Sirius' clothes.

Tell him that he had been chosen as a godfather for Bellatrix's baby.

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Review #11, by Gertrudey pery How to annoy Harry Potter

20th September 2012:
Creep poor harry out by asking him to kiss u!

Get dobby to decorate harry's curtains with whatever he likes.

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Review #12, by SweetandBroken. How to annoy Hermione Granger

20th September 2012:
Ask Snape to help you annoy Hermione, he'd be glad to do it! :)
Have Snape give Hermione T's all semester.

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Review #13, by Dumbridge Hater. How to annoy Professor Umbrige

20th September 2012:
Hahahahahahahaha!
Tell o'l FrogFace that a half-breed has a crush on her.
Send her bottles of flies.
Show her a pic of a frog and tell her you've found her mother.

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Review #14, by QuidditchLover How to annoy Ron Weasley

20th September 2012:
Tell him that Hermione had a secret wedding with Krum and he didn't get invited. Tell him Hermione is now pregnant.

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Review #15, by GerryBerry Recomended Pranks

20th September 2012:
Ha! Here is one:
Send fifty ferrets after someone who likes draco malfoy. Make sure they r out for the blood!

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Review #16, by Hannah How to annoy Ginny Weasly

30th June 2012:
ask her how her boyfriend Harry is doing

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Review #17, by halfprince How to annoy Remus Lupin

16th June 2012:
That's funny.also
tie him in a chair,eat his entire chocolate stash in front of him.
Raise your hand in class.when he calls on you ask him what was he doing in the broom closet with professer Snape last night

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Review #18, by Tarrantellegra How to annoy You-Know-Who

12th August 2011:
-Sing the mysterious ticking noise
- Bake him scar shaped cookies

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Review #19, by Vania Fred and George\'s Guide to extreme annoyance

15th February 2011:
Here are some for Voldy;

Say, "No, I don't know who! Just tell me already because, I really don't like guessing games!

Say, "Dude, did you get work done on your nose? I really don't like it, you look like Micheal Jackson."

Say, "Tommy, didn't I tell you it's not nice to bully people? Go to your room this instant young man, you're grounded!"

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Review #20, by Vania How to annoy You-Know-Who

15th February 2011:
This is way better than my list; Things To Annoy Voldemort With That Will Probably Get You Killed So You can Die Laughing.

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Review #21, by Vania How to annoy Harry Potter

15th February 2011:
Dude, this is seriously funny, now I can annoy my friends who LOVES Harry Potter. LOL!

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Review #22, by Reed Ash How to annoy Vernon Dursley

19th December 2010:
Dudley:
-Put him on a diet
-Call him "Dudders" in front of all his friends.
-Tell him his parents are thinking of putting him in the cupboard under the stairs and moving Harry into his room.
-Trick him into eating a ton-tongue toffee.
-Oink like a pig whenever his back is to you.

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Review #23, by CrazyOCDOHPDgirl How to annoy Dumbledore

24th July 2009:
I know something that would annoy Dumbledore!
Just wear lemon flavored lip balm, near him! Hmm... Wonder what would happen

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Review #24, by Vicious_Weasley How to annoy Proffessor McGonagall

7th December 2008:
-Tell her the ax carrying murderer is waiting on her in the Great Hall
-Pretend to be Trellewany and predict her death multiple times
-Buy her a kitty collar with her name on it.

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Review #25, by xGuessxWhox How to annoy Professor Umbrige

24th March 2008:
To annoy Umbridge: -tell her that you found the secret location of an escaped convict!
-ask her if you could borrow her foot because Snape asked you to find more foot of toad for potions
-demande that she stop covering her farts with fake coughs
-"accidently" turn in a list named 'why Umbridge is a toad' insread of the asigned homework

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