That was so funny! I think there may be tears of laughter... 10/10!

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Why aren't you on ff as well :( ?
Nice start.

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i literally just ROFL after reading Dumbledore's comment after Snape threatened to feed his socks to the squid. LOL. you are amazing. plz continue writing.

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OH MY ROWLING. I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING THAT ENTERTAINING IN ALL THE TIME I HAVE BEEN ALIVE.I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. OMR!

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I have never read anything this funny, ever.

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This story is probably the funniest one I have ever read. Like, ever. It made me almost pee my pants. Ahahah so funny.
Shindig :D

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omg! this is so goood i am in love with the poetry espically the james potter and the dumbledore one :
The boy who lived stinks
Which reminds me a lot of
AlL DUMBLEDORES FACE!
ha love this

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haahahaha this is so good! i cant stop laughing, i love all the parts with mcgonall and snape they are hilarious, is there a sequel to this?

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I had a 7 minute laughing fit after I read this chapter
Hilarious
Loved the miserable old earth worm comment lol
Ginnyweasleyfan4ever

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I never thought it was possible to take a humorous account of the harry potter books, especially from Snape's POV...until now.
Honestly, you are a genius.

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I can't belive it is over, but i will check severely snape out

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I had! This was once again, awesome. now I can't feel that mad at snape (I hated him in the first-sixth book) because he is so weird!

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This was amazing. snapes poems are genius!

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This was better than the last one . I love this line


He hugged me. A student. Touched me.

and this

She stared at me calmly, turned calmly around, and walked calmly away. When she turned the corner, I jumped as these preposterously shrill hoots and snorts echoed down the corridors, coming from the hall that she had just turned into. I ran to her aid, figuring she had been attacked by a herd of baboons (students). But no. The old opossum was making the whole racket all by herself. Sprawled across the entire floor, flailing like an untrained hippopotamus—she was laughing. Laughing! At my heartfelt confession, too!

LOL FUNNY

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I nearly pee-ed by laughing
10/10

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I... Love... this... story... it is amazingly brilliant

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I can't stop laughing... It is BRILLIANT and AWESOME!

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again so fuunny... LOL

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so funny! i almost exploded from laughing. this story is BRILLIANT!

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this was super funny. you R AWESOME

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this. is. an... completely... AWESOME piece of work.
a well deserved 10/10

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HILARIOUS!!! I was up laughing until 1 AM!!!

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I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH.
IT HAS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD SO MANY TIMES.
AND I WAS NEITHER DISORIENTED OR DREAMING WHILST ILL WHEN READING THIS!
so, thanks for making my day(:

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Humorous, and it still feels like Severus Snape!

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I had a 7 minute laughing fit after I read this chapter
Hilarious
Loved the miserable old earth worm comment lol
Ginnyweasleyfan4ever

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