I will never see old Voldy the same again Report Review
LMAO! just to funny! I even read this out load to my son and he was ROLLING with laughter!!
AK the phone..too much! Report Review
THAT WAS FREAKIN AWESOME!!! Report Review
Oh. My. God. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST STORY I HAVE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! You love to humiliate this guy, don't you? And he is SO obsessed with Lord of the Rings! GREAT STORY! 10/10!
PS: I've read a lot of fan fics here since I've joined, but yours is probably the best yet!Author's Response: Oh my gosh, thank you sooo much!! *gives cookies* You don't know how happy I am to hear your positive response! It thrills me, seriously!! I'm so glad you loved it!! Thanks oodles and oodles!! XD Report Review
I love randomness!Author's Response: Me too!! :D Thanks so much for the review!! I'm thrilled to hear that you enjoyed it!! XD Report Review
LMAO I was cracking up like the whole freaking time. My favorite part was about Voldemort's chair.
The “throne” was more like an emerald-green armchair with a piece of parchment hanging over it with Spell-o tape and scribbled with the words:
The Most All-Powerful Dark Lord Voldemort
I have no idea why, but that struck me as the funniest part. lol Too bad you're not planning a sequel to it. Like the next halloween. Or you could do christmas!!! lolAuthor's Response: Oooo! A Christmas Voldie-Ninja!! *ponders* That sounds quite interesting...I'll think about it! I love writing Voldemuffin humor fics! It's so much fun!! ^_^ Thank you sooo much for the review!! I'm glad you liked the chair (not the funniest part to some people, but to each is his own, lol!). Thanks so much!! :D Report Review
thats got to be one of the funniest things i read in ages!
kadus to you!
10/10!Author's Response: Oh! Thank you so much!! XD I'm ecstatic to hear that you enjoyed it!! It was fun to write!! Thank you for the lovely review and for the Kudos and for the ten out of ten!! :D Report Review
Ha - very cute. I enjoyed it. Though Voldie may have been a bit OoC...lol! jk. :)Author's Response: OMG!! *glares* No, I'm just kidding. *hugs* XD Thank you so much for the review!! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. It was so much fun to write, so I hoped it would be just as fun to read!! :D Report Review
i love it! you'r my new hero!Author's Response: Hehe. I'm glad you enjoyed it. XD It was so much fun to write, so I'm glad it was just as fun to read. *blushes* I'm honored that I'm your new hero. :P Thank you so much for the review! I'm glad you liked it!! Report Review
haha heehee lol rofl roflol HAHA!!! loved it. voldie dearest as a nija? how funny...Author's Response: Thank you so much!! XD I'm uber glad you liked it!! This was my favorite one-shot, most definitely, and it was the most fun to write (that and Kid-tastrophy)!! Thank you so much!! *cheers* :D Report Review
Scooby-Doo! Man, I love that show. Candy Land!!! Wow. That was insanely awesome. I love stuff like that; it reminds me of some of the YouTube vids that you can watch on the web. 10/10, that was hilarious!!! :)
~*~KeNzIe~*~Author's Response: Thanks so much!! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!! I've watched some of the stuff on youtube. I have an account on there and I love all of the Harry Potter videos!! They're HILARIOUS!!! Thanks so much for the review!! I'm so glad you took the time to...er...review!! ^_^ Report Review
Ha-ha this was hysterical, I loved it hand lotion can it be any funnier. I loved that you made the story sarcastic. I thought that this was wonderful. I love that you made up all those jokes about the chair, and the lotion, I loved how you managed to make the reader enjoy your story.
I loved how you got Voldemort to say all those stupid things. I loved that, and you did a great job with it.
And Voldemort can read who would have thought? Lol. Lord of the Rings, that was way too funny. Halloween ha-ha. He used a muggle device, I can’t believe this it is so wonderful.
I loved this story very much, and can’t wait to hear what you have to say about mine
Author's Response: Thanks so much! I'm ecstatic (literally!) that you loved it!! XD *dances with joy* (hehehe. I was going to put Dances with Draco...hehehe). I'm glad you actually commented on most of the stuff I put in there! Thanks so much, in general! You put a smile on my face!! Like this --> XD Report Review
I loved it, it's first fan-fiction that has made me laugh out loud! :)
10/10!Author's Response: Thanks so much!! I'm so happy that it made you laugh out loud for the first time!!! *beams* XD Report Review
“Wormtail, your hands are unusually smooth…Have you been using my new hand lotion?”
That line made me laugh so much. And the line about getting rid of dial up connection. Lmao. Great Job. This is going in my favourites. I'm actually writing a story about Voldemort and the Death Eaters, it's a bit random too. Author's Response: lol. Yes, I love those parts too!! Thanks so much for the review!! I'm glad you enjoyed it!! XD Report Review
Can I have a toaster? Please? Please? I have a story posted up too...
Anyway, don't remember if I already reviewed this or not, but anyway, this was hilarious! Do you remember another random story where they mentioned "Potter the musical"? I think I remember something about you commenting you had a random story and something, but I might be completely imagining it. Love how Voldy kills the telephone! That was funny! Will have to check out askninja.com. So weird it exists, how'd you find it? Anyway.think about that toaster! Bye! :-) Author's Response: Thanks so much for the review!! I will definitely send you a toaster, don't worry! :P I've sent one to everyone that asks for it, so you won't be left out. I thought that the telephone blowing up was funny too! *grin* Thanks again for the review!! :D Report Review
LOL that was hilarious!Author's Response: LOL! Thank you so much for the review! I'm so happy you thought it was hilarious! Thanks!! :D Report Review
O wow. I love it to death. Author's Response: Thank you so much for the review! I'm so glad you love it to death. Don't kill it now. *gigglesnort* Report Review
I particularly enjoy the part when bellatrix accuses voldemort of being sexist. very funny!Author's Response: Yes, I HAD to put that in there, it was just too good! :P Thank you soooooo much for your review! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!! Report Review
yes this story was incredib;y random..but verry funny..i liked it! I WANT MORE!'gobbles up a mound of chocolate'Author's Response: Thank you so much for the review! I want chocolate too, now that you're talking about it...I'm so glad you liked it!! Report Review
maaaaaan! that was great!
write more random fics!!!Author's Response: Thank you so much for your review! I'm so glad you liked it! ...I don't think I'll be doing any more random fics for a while, but I'll definitely think about it in the future! Thanks! Report Review
Oh - My - Goodness. O_o That is the most hilarious fic I've read in this site. *drool* ... anyway, on to the technical stuff! 10/10 Heheh... the dark lord has a laptop and a te-le-phone. heehee. A BLACK one nonetheless! Honestly, I think he just needs a hug. Then he will die. MUAHAHA! Ooh, what were you talking about, you were just kidding about the toasters? I LOVE toasters! I have my very own, you know. =) It's shiny.
Well, byes. Have fun writing your fan fics, and whatever you do, Don't Panic.
PS: I dare you to pants the evil lord voldemort. X)Author's Response: OMG! This is probably the funniest review I've ever gotten! *guffaw* I'm so glad you enjoyed it!! I have a toaster too. It's white (Voldemort would have a stroke) but it's not shiny. Boo!
If you have any fanfics, I'd be happy to read them and review! And, if you do have a fanfic, I will send you that toaster.
Thanks for reading, reviewing, and enjoying! :~) Report Review
i see wat u mean...this is extremely random but hilarious-thats wat i like about random stuff.
ps do i still get a free toaster? i want a free toaster!!! gimmee toastie! Author's Response: Hahaha! All right, I'll give you a toaster! *hands it to you* Hopefully I'll be getting a better model soon and I can give it to you...
I'm so glad you liked it! Thank you so much for the review!!! ; ) Report Review
Wow...random...original...and hilarious! Haha, it sounds like me on Halloween (just kidding; I absolutely adore Halloween, though!)! Nice one shot; I especially like how you left some people in character and some not--it shakes things up a bit. :)Author's Response: That was definitely what I was going for: a random, humorous one-shot. And yes, I did want only some of the characters to be in character. Like you said, it shakes things up a bit. Thanks so much for your review! It's totally made my day! Report Review
ha. wow...yeah that vice death eater part rocked....and im actully scared to say that i can mentally picture voldemort in a ninja costume....ew. lol great story!!Author's Response: Thanks soooooooooo much for the review! Yeah, I can picture it too...*ponders*
I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Report Review
AUSOME can I have a free imagenary toaster PLEASE! 10/10 because it rocks and I love it! I love ninjas and i love harry potter togather they shall take over the world (or at least come very very close with a crey good try:)) any way byeAuthor's Response: Yes, of course I'll give you a toaster! *hands over toaster* Okay?
Thank you sooooo much for the review! I'm so glad you enjoyed it, and by reading what you wrote, you liked it a lot! Thank you, and I'm flattered you'd give me a 10/10!! If you have written any stories, I'd be happy to read them and review because you took the time to review mine!! Report Review
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