Fantastic!!! Best ending I've read in quite some time.

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Very good... obviously Lucius is up to old tricks.

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Lady Troll? I can just imagine...

Great!

Wonder if that'll teach him not to eat unknown substances? Probably not.

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Great!

I was astonished about Ron's outburst, until I read the rest.

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Loved the "You might be a redneck..."

I see this was written before the H/G ship got under way.

Great chapter...

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That final statement IS something for Harry to be proud of -- after all, HE is the one who will eventually need to face and defeat Voldemort -- he better be dangerous!

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Uric the Oddball demonstrated that the cry of the Augury does not kill -- but of course it DOES drive one insane. It can kill those who are already despondent and was once regarded as an omen of death.

Bowtruckles CAN be dangerous, but normally are not. Malfoy, however, has a penchant for being able to make any beast upset.


Good job!

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Good Story I like being able to read about Hagrid I think he is one of the least written about charaters. Good Job !!! 10/10

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Actually, Boone's Farm is an extremely cheap bottle of wine. Redwood Deck is deck (a porch made of 2x4's nailed to a frame made out of 2/8 lumber) made out of Redwood lumber. Hope these help.

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HAHAHAHA!! I love it!! Funny thing is, if I were a wizard, I might actually do some of that stuff! Thats funny right there, I don't care who ya are.

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WAHOO! i'm your first reveiwer! and this was a wonderful and to a hilarious story. beautifullly written, great job indeed!

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oh, you left a cliffie! exciting! i will keep reading!

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my favorite line: The rest of the class watched, fascinated, as the Puffskein's tongue circled behind Malfoy's back, reached stealthily over his shoulder and flicked deftly in and out of his nose, causing Pansy to screech and Malfoy himself to jump nearly a foot in the air. --that made me laugh so hard! and so did the last sentence at the end....hilarious!

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i will definitely read your other fic! this one is excellent so far!

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that was your best yet...the redneck wizard bit was absolutely hilarious since i live in texas...and know some people like that! (but i previously lived in new york, so i'm not offended or anything) i'll keep reading.

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nice job on this one..i like it even better than the last! it made me laugh out loud, especially the part about neville and hermione being "dangerous".

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haha...great first chapter...pretty funny!

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I miss the skrewts. haha that was a nice line. very funny, keep up the good work.

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"shoot son...come on over here to the dark side, it'll be a hoot." I love that line, it's hilarious. and that's great about cho chang, "that snape fella" so funny, and I love how it took Harry several minutes to figure out what "I am your grandfather...both of them" meant. sadly i'm from the south (moved here) and i see this kind of stuff every day. it's still funny though. hahahaha inappropriate charms on a goat! thats gross!

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i love your story bye !!!!!!!!!!

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it's geting good.. keep up the good work okay thanks !!!!

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elow!! i'm back it nice butt not very good but good.. bye!!

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it was good.. but i think that you should more... perfect and add a love team in it like Harry/Hermione or Draco/Hermione but not Ron/Hermione okay !!!!!! thank you good bye !!!!!!!!

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that's funny! can't wait to find out what malfoy did!!

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I LOVE THIS STORY! IT IS SO WELL WRITTEN, SO FUNNY, SO GOOD!! I love it! 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10

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