//“You didn’t read the story?” James asked, evidently stunned. “They say if when the water breaks, if you don’t collect all the water and bring it to the hospital, there is a chance your baby could wind up a scarred, bespectacled midget who is cursed by Voldermort himself. Sirius sent me a letter informing me of such just a few days ago. He said it was in your book of what to expect when you're pregnant, under superstitions. I know it’s iffy, but I don’t want to chance fate and all."//

Maybe Lily should have let him clean up that water...

But great story.. I think I actually got my soda on the screen. That's what I get for drinking and reading FF at the same time. 10/10. Completely made my night after slaving away at my Science Homework.

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me likie! hahahahahahahahahaha love sillylily :P

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Loved it! I just love the whole down-to-earth feeling of your writing and this was just a really nice story. I really like the charactor of Sirius; he seems to have Ron's humour and Draco's lust (or suchlike lol). Anyway, I adored it and it will definitley be added to my favourite list :D
Many thanks, Becky x

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I am so pleased to hear that you liked the writing style and the story. It was alot of fun to write Sirius, as I have never really taken the time to write him, but he was a blast. Thank you so much, I am pleased you enjoyed the story!

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This was wonderful :D Seems like Sirius turned out to be right about the last part though xD Oh, this made me laugh! And Lily was being very pregnant-woman-like, which is to be expect of course, and James the perfect father-to.be ;) Sirius was good fun xD

Author's Response: Thank you so much! The last part was given to me by someone else to be honest, I wasn't sure how to end it. I loved writing pregnant Lily, exasperated James, and Sirius the hellion! It was my first attempt at humor and overall a good experience I feel. Thanks for reading and reviewing!

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Awesome! talk about ironic :D

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that was so cute! i love how james is so naive! lol
I saw a lot of grammar errors, but only tiny ones, such as commas.
other than the grammar, everything else was great, and it was a very funny story.
9/10

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OMFG that was amazing!!! i don think ive laughed so much from a FF before... i love hoy Lily is freakin out cuz James is breathing loud rofl and James is dumb to believe anything that comes outta Sirius' mouth lol but thats why i love it. and at the end where James is mopping up her water i can just picture Sirius outside the house glancin in through thw window doing his happy dance cu zJames is dumb enought to fall for these 'theories' again. omg and in the beginning when James wants to warn the healers of her condition because shes carrying satins child was hilarious.. its lik 1 in the morning and i was trying so hard not to laugh out loud so i wouldnt wake my mom but it didnt work so i got yelled at :] but it was very much worth it
DEFFINATLY 10/10

Author's Response: First off, thank you so much for reading and reviewing! I am pleased to hear that you enjoyed the story. I was just being silly one evening and decided to write this story. I had some help with the end, and I really have to give credit to Mara for helping me find just the right ending. Once again, thank you so much for reading and reviewing, and I am sorry to hear that you got in trouble XD! Thanks!

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I thought that Lily seemed really mean, I know she is pregnant but.

Author's Response: I am sorry to hear that you found Lily to be mean in this story, that was not my intent at all. She is pregnant and hormonal, and sometimes that can make us act slightly different than we normally would. Thanks for taking the time to share your opinion.

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Oh dear god. Poor Lily, she must have had twelve cardiac arrests with James as a husband. Moron, indeed.
Love this fic.
x

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that was so funny!!! i really love the last part lol!!!

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Wow, wonderful, good job. I LOVED this fic especially the part about how James beleived Sirius and then asked Remus if there is a 'possibility of a baby shooting out of it’s mother when she sneezes' and the part about “They say if when the water breaks, if you don’t collect all the water and bring it to the hospital, there is a chance your baby could wind up a scarred, bespectacled midget who is cursed by Voldermort himself." Goodjob you had me laughing out loud which i don't do mostly and mum thought that i had gone crazy when she saw me laughing like that. Anyways keep it up! I'll check for other stories by you!

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This has got to be one of the most funniest, enjoyable stories on HPFF! An absolute classic! 1000/10 for a FANTASTIC job!!

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HAHA!!! That was awesome, loved the ending! A scarred, bespectacled midget... so funny! And Sirius, you gotta love him! Totally going in my favourites!
Wonderful job!
Love xX mOoNdAnCe Xx

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HAHA!!! SO FUNNY!!!

“Just the fact that you are carrying Satan in your womb!” he exclaimed, and Lily gasped, placing her hands protectively on her stomach. *Laughing Really Hard*

Of course this instantly put a mental image into his mind of him racing after Lily trying to prevent her from sneezing. How one prevents sneezing he had no clue, but in his mind it involved a kumquat and a feather boa. This then led to the age old question of, if your wife sneezes and rocket launches your unborn child from her body, where exactly does it come out? Very interesting mental image *starts laughing again*

“I have to collect all of the water,” James said in a rushed voice, not remembering how long he had before the baby arrived.

“Why?” Lily questioned. “Just leave it, we can clean it up when we get home. Or you could just use your wand and clean it up.”

“I will NOT risk our child’s life!” James shouted, not believing she would suggest something of the sort.

“Okay, first off, why are we shouting, and secondly, how would cleaning this up risk our child’s life?” Lily asked, her patience waning. “Thirdly, I am trying to dislodge a human being from my body, can we please pick up the pace?”

“You didn’t read the story?” James asked, evidently stunned. “They say if when the water breaks, if you don’t collect all the water and bring it to the hospital, there is a chance your baby could wind up a scarred, bespectacled midget who is cursed by Voldermort himself. Sirius sent me a letter informing me of such just a few days ago. He said it was in your book of what to expect when you're pregnant, under superstitions. I know it’s iffy, but I don’t want to chance fate and all." *Dies of laughter*

You are the greatest for writing this :D

Author's Response: Awww! Those are three of my favorite passages for this story, and I am always so pleased when people take the time to point them out to me! I am so pleased that the story made you laugh and that you enjoyed it! Thanks for reading and reviewing!

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OMGSH LOL!!!

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THAT just made my day XD

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Great!

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Tiff,

You already know I think you're one of the funniest people on the planet. I mean truly, who needs crunches when you lot keep me laughing until mere hours before I have to wake up in the mornings? I swear to high heaven on Jimmy himself that my stomach actually aches after talking to you lot for too long. :)

Now, that said, I wonder how you could ever doubt your own hilarity? I mean, honestly. I don't think you're a fool. So, just get over it and believe me- you're funny! Case in point- This entire fic!

I have no read and re-read this one-shot three times, each making me laugh harder than the last. The opening, with Lily wearing her circus-tent-dress and glaring at James, who I can actually SEE fidgeting nervously under her gaze, had me giggling obscenely.

Now, I have to tell you, as hysterical as everything else was, this entire little segment had me laughing so hard, I nearly fell off of my chair. (You know the one, the black one in my office at home that I routinely fall off of- that one.)

“I think we should warn the healers about your condition before you go into labor,” James muttered under his breath.

“What exactly did you mean by that?” Lily asked, her eyes narrowing. “What condition?”

“Just the fact that you are carrying Satan in your womb!” he exclaimed, and Lily gasped, placing her hands protectively on her stomach.

Are you kidding me? If someone said something like that to me? I'd lose it. OH MY WORD that was the funniest thing I've ever heard! *dies laughing again*


Okay, and my second favorite (is afraid she will be soon copying the entire fic): “What in the hell are you doing James?” she asked, not quite sure if she wanted the answer.

“I have to collect all of the water,” James said in a rushed voice, not remembering how long he had before the baby arrived.

“Why?” Lily questioned. “Just leave it, we can clean it up when we get home. Or you could just use your wand and clean it up.”

“I will NOT risk our child’s life!” James shouted, not believing she would suggest something of the sort.

“Okay, first off, why are we shouting, and secondly, how would cleaning this up risk our child’s life?” Lily asked, her patience waning. “Thirdly, I am trying to dislodge a human being from my body, can we please pick up the pace?”

“You didn’t read the story?” James asked, evidently stunned. “They say if when the water breaks, if you don’t collect all the water and bring it to the hospital, there is a chance your baby could wind up a scarred, bespectacled midget who is cursed by Voldermort himself. Sirius sent me a letter informing me of such just a few days ago. He said it was in your book of what to expect when you're pregnant, under superstitions. I know it’s iffy, but I don’t want to chance fate and all."

“You. Are. A. Moron.”

I can just SEE her standing there, staring at James as if he had three heads. Of course, in my head, Sirius is also staring at them through the kitchen window spinning around in the jimmy dance laughing at James... So, ya know.

Anyway, dearest, to sum it up- THIS WAS BRILLIANT.

I love it! I love you for writing it!

You know... Maybe Harry got off lucky with Voldemort killing James and Lily. I think if James had raised him, he might've gotten off a lot worse... *shrugs*

~C :P




Author's Response: Courtney!

Awww! You are much to kind, I know we have some good times, and we do keep each other laughing! I am sure your stomach does just fine, you silly goober :P As for doubting my own hilarity, well, it's scary to label something as humorous, I am no parody writer, and what if I was the only person who found it amusing? Talk about some pressure! I am relieved to hear that you found it funny!

Wow, you have read it three times, and you find it funnier each time? That makes me smile! I am so pleased you liked the opening, I had such a fun time writing that scene, I just really enjoyed writing Lily and James that way. OMG I am so glad that you liked that segment, and for the record I can see you falling it out of it clearly in my mind! I did really enjoy that part though. I am so pleased that you found it funny! ^_^

As for that second part, I really do have to credit Mara for her help on how to complete that story, she helped me a little, but I am so pleased that you found it fit and that it was humorous enough to be considered a humor story! I am so happy you can see them standing there with Sirius staring out the window, he must be a prophet like Scribbie.

Thank you so much for this lovely review! You are such a jem! *HUGGLE* I would have to agree with you though, maybe Harry was better off! *wink* Watch out for that chair, at least until you get some insurance on it, dangerous little bugger! :P

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Cute. Very cute. It definately made me laugh. Especially in the beginning. And that sounds so very Sirius like to make ll that up. Nicely done =)

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LMAO!!! so effing funny. AMAZING job. omg. best lines would have to be

"Have you ever heard about the possibility of a baby shooting out of it’s mother when she sneezes?”

“Please tell me you did not ask if a baby can be ejected from the womb by a sneeze, James Potter,”

ahh made me laugh so much! good job.

Author's Response: Thank you so much for reading and reviewing! I am so pleased that you found the story entertaining! I am so happy that you liked those lines, I really had a great time writing this story!

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haha i love it

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AHAHAHA! That was bloody hilarious! Sirius is such... A DUFUS! xD

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this is really classic!!! wt an amazing end1 u have me in splinters!

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the third to last paragraph was BRILLIANT! i LOVED IT!

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That's so funny. My favorite part is the end! That's hysterical. Great job!

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