I'm really glad I decided to read this story, for the first time a story has made me practically roll around on the floor laughing hysterically! Great chapter!

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Great chapter! I'm really enjoying this take on Severus!

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I loved it. :) great job!

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I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading a story in my life, very entertain and very well written. I really enjoyed this chapter and can't wait to get to the next one!

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“Minerva,” I began, “Adrian Pucey spoke words of love to me, encroached upon my personal space, and then touched me inappropriately.”

Oh, poor poor Snape. Life is hard for him. I feel bad for him, I really really do. And McGonagall, the nerve of her!

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"prance-and-leap combo plus imposing eyebrows" -- I can't... even... Just... What?!

I must agree with Snape about Dumbledore's cryptic-ness... It's quite overrated, and frequently annoying.

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I love how you incorporate those canon scenes, because it's really funny how it's "historically accurate" but completely ridiculous at the same time. I can definitely see Snape rambling on about the indecency of wearing hats, and I love the part with all the food falling out of his clothes :P

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The burden of sexy feet! I feel like I use the word 'brilliant' too much, so I'll give you some synonyms:

This chapter was Dazzling, and Intense, and most of all Resplendent! It was also Scintillating, Sparkling, and Vivid, not to mention Glittering and Luminous!

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Oh, the angst! Some people... I love it!

It's so true though, Dumbledore totally plays favorites. Poor Snape. It's not easy being a Totally Fabulous, Formerly Criminal Potions Master.

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"The next day, I came out of the closet (and I mean that in the most literal, non-homosexual of ways)." = BEST. OPENING LINE. EVER.

I'm actually laughing over here. Like legitimately throwing my head back and outright chortling. I'm getting weird looks. But I have no regrets because this is awesome! Love Snape's sexy feet :)

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I would have thought that Snape would be superfreakedout by songs about werewolves, given his particular run-ins... But the Irish dancing, that is the icing on the cake! Really brilliant. I wonder who had the nerve to offer him cheese as he was in the cupboard.

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I love how he takes away only one point, that always stuck out as weird to me. Also, Voldie salsa dancing? Truly lovely mental image!

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This is hilarious! I can't believe I've never read this before... It's great to something humorous about Snape, when usually it's all star-crossed-lovers or abused-child-syndrome and serious stuff!

Favorite line: "I must make a list." Honestly, I think that that should be Snape's thing, his compulsion. Make lists about everything. Heh.

Really fantastic!

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I believe now would be the most appropriate time to write a review because of my name and because I LOVE you. My friend has been giving me wierd looks because I keep laughing to myself randomly. I tried to recomend it to her but she speaks no English and therefore thought I was forcing her to join some kind of cult. She punched me in the face and ran away- its okay though because I was numb with laughter because of this AMAZING story! MARRY ME! please

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Another great chapter, I love how much he hates Harry. Snape and McGonagall together are funny I can't wait to see them together more.
It's great to imagine Snape doing all of this in the movies, like deleted scenes hehe, It's wonderful to read a story about the teachers of Hogwarts.

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I love love love this first chapter!
This is such a fantastic idea and I love the spin you put on Snape and all of the other characters. The mentioning of his glares had me laugh out loud!
Wonderful! Can't wait to read more!

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Oh god, you're killing me.

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Wow. Nothing more. Nothing less. Wow. There is literally no other way to put this story. Wow.

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I really do think that Severus needs a Warden's Smirk as well as a triumphant bus driver face on occasions such as these. But it can't be a malfoy smirk, it has to be a ha-I-feel-sorry-for-a-dimwit-like-you smirk. Capiche?

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WOW Juicyjuice, I actually almost DID pee myself laughing. Congratulations on the Dobby award, you totally deserve it. I love you. Will you marry me? You could be my doting companion, wearing a purpleplumb suit and walking through the sunset with me. Or a blizzard. If that's your style. Well done! xD

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Thanks for putting so much time into this! It's obvious based on the amount of detail, clear writing, and references that you have invested quite a bit of time into this. It's really paying off.

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He's gone mad, hasn't he...

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loved the conversation between Snape and Dumbeldore!
HILARIOUS!!
i bow to you, Almighty.

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Your writing is AMAZING!

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having sexy feet is quite a burden... :P
LOVE THIS!!

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