I'm really glad I decided to read this story, for the first time a story has made me practically roll around on the floor laughing hysterically! Great chapter! Report Review
Great chapter! I'm really enjoying this take on Severus! Report Review
I loved it. :) great job! Report Review
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading a story in my life, very entertain and very well written. I really enjoyed this chapter and can't wait to get to the next one! Report Review
“Minerva,” I began, “Adrian Pucey spoke words of love to me, encroached upon my personal space, and then touched me inappropriately.”
Oh, poor poor Snape. Life is hard for him. I feel bad for him, I really really do. And McGonagall, the nerve of her! Report Review
"prance-and-leap combo plus imposing eyebrows" -- I can't... even... Just... What?!
I must agree with Snape about Dumbledore's cryptic-ness... It's quite overrated, and frequently annoying. Report Review
I love how you incorporate those canon scenes, because it's really funny how it's "historically accurate" but completely ridiculous at the same time. I can definitely see Snape rambling on about the indecency of wearing hats, and I love the part with all the food falling out of his clothes :P Report Review
The burden of sexy feet! I feel like I use the word 'brilliant' too much, so I'll give you some synonyms:
This chapter was Dazzling, and Intense, and most of all Resplendent! It was also Scintillating, Sparkling, and Vivid, not to mention Glittering and Luminous! Report Review
Oh, the angst! Some people... I love it!
It's so true though, Dumbledore totally plays favorites. Poor Snape. It's not easy being a Totally Fabulous, Formerly Criminal Potions Master. Report Review
"The next day, I came out of the closet (and I mean that in the most literal, non-homosexual of ways)." = BEST. OPENING LINE. EVER.
I'm actually laughing over here. Like legitimately throwing my head back and outright chortling. I'm getting weird looks. But I have no regrets because this is awesome! Love Snape's sexy feet :) Report Review
I would have thought that Snape would be superfreakedout by songs about werewolves, given his particular run-ins... But the Irish dancing, that is the icing on the cake! Really brilliant. I wonder who had the nerve to offer him cheese as he was in the cupboard. Report Review
I love how he takes away only one point, that always stuck out as weird to me. Also, Voldie salsa dancing? Truly lovely mental image! Report Review
This is hilarious! I can't believe I've never read this before... It's great to something humorous about Snape, when usually it's all star-crossed-lovers or abused-child-syndrome and serious stuff!
Favorite line: "I must make a list." Honestly, I think that that should be Snape's thing, his compulsion. Make lists about everything. Heh.
Really fantastic! Report Review
I believe now would be the most appropriate time to write a review because of my name and because I LOVE you. My friend has been giving me wierd looks because I keep laughing to myself randomly. I tried to recomend it to her but she speaks no English and therefore thought I was forcing her to join some kind of cult. She punched me in the face and ran away- its okay though because I was numb with laughter because of this AMAZING story! MARRY ME! please Report Review
Another great chapter, I love how much he hates Harry. Snape and McGonagall together are funny I can't wait to see them together more.
It's great to imagine Snape doing all of this in the movies, like deleted scenes hehe, It's wonderful to read a story about the teachers of Hogwarts. Report Review
I love love love this first chapter!
This is such a fantastic idea and I love the spin you put on Snape and all of the other characters. The mentioning of his glares had me laugh out loud!
Wonderful! Can't wait to read more! Report Review
Oh god, you're killing me. Report Review
Wow. Nothing more. Nothing less. Wow. There is literally no other way to put this story. Wow. Report Review
I really do think that Severus needs a Warden's Smirk as well as a triumphant bus driver face on occasions such as these. But it can't be a malfoy smirk, it has to be a ha-I-feel-sorry-for-a-dimwit-like-you smirk. Capiche? Report Review
WOW Juicyjuice, I actually almost DID pee myself laughing. Congratulations on the Dobby award, you totally deserve it. I love you. Will you marry me? You could be my doting companion, wearing a purpleplumb suit and walking through the sunset with me. Or a blizzard. If that's your style. Well done! xD Report Review
Thanks for putting so much time into this! It's obvious based on the amount of detail, clear writing, and references that you have invested quite a bit of time into this. It's really paying off. Report Review
He's gone mad, hasn't he... Report Review
loved the conversation between Snape and Dumbeldore!
i bow to you, Almighty. Report Review
Your writing is AMAZING! Report Review
having sexy feet is quite a burden... :P
LOVE THIS!! Report Review
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