YOU, my friend, are AWESOME.
I effectively lost all ability to form a coherent sentence throughout the reading of this fic. I was only able to laugh. And laugh. And laugh again. Then go get myself some cold water to appease my poor throat. Then laugh some more. A lot more.
I've learned that the proper cure for insomnia is certainly NOT reading humor fics because not only did it result to more insomnia due to hysterics, but it also woke up the entire house. And the neighborhood.
It must have taken incredible skill and a very, VERY powerful sense of humor to turn the darkest most complicated character in the entire series to this pulchritudinous person. And for that, I say bravo.
I swear, I'm not always this levelheaded or this serious. It's taking all my willpower not to go all fangirl on you. THAT'S how great you are. Report Review
Snape-y? Wow. That's pathetic. I can just imagine Snape doing Irish dancing. God, if my chemistry teacher announced that 'the painters are in' to the whole class, I'd die. Not even kidding. I'm still laughing every two seconds :D Report Review
I love that last sentence - So I, naturally, took another point from Potter. Genius. I was looking for something funny to read and I checked the Dobby's, and I picked your fic simply because I couldn't pronounce the name! This is a really enjoyable story, so well done! Report Review
This is really funny! It's nice to see a story through Snape's eyes, especially a humourous one. I'm all happy now because Dumbledore agrees with me - Snape is gay. Report Review
I laughed until I almost wet myself multiple times, and I'm not kidding. I LOVE this, and it definitely deserved the Dobby. Report Review
Omg that grading system was so funny :D:D:D:D best. story. ever. read it in one sitting Report Review
"I was surprised to see Avery, ready to spill his heart out once more, I assume. Unfortunately the first thing that caught his eye, lying on the ground, was McGonagall’s hat that had gone flying off as she flew through the door. Even more unfortunately, it was very distinctly McGonagall’s, with her unmistakable ugly feather sticking out like a couple of misplaced toes. His eye then went immediately to Trelawney’s jewelry—again, unmistakably hers. He raised his eyes to me, red faced behind my desk. He could barely suppress his smile.
“Been busy, I see, Professor. Perhaps I should come back later,” and he chortled out the door and down the hall"
zomg I died laughing at this...funniest yet :) Report Review
omg christmas tree ornament thoughts and moisturizing gloves...lol. you have an awesome mind Report Review
this one wasn't as funny, but still good :D Report Review
I love funny stuff like this!! Great job :) Report Review
I think I just died of laughter imagining Snape imitating a ferret around his dungeon...XD Report Review
That was bloody brilliant. Report Review
I think the funniest part is that it all makes perfect sense when you put it in context--Snape giving the Gryffindors penalties for no apparent reason, for example. Now we see the reason and it's absolutely gut-splittingly hilarious. XD Report Review
I loved your story and laughed all the way through and i am so checking out your next book. Welldone :D
Bubbles :D O Report Review
I agree with Snape, ferreting is a great way to relieve stress :D HA! Report Review
It took me ten minutes to calm down and stop laughing after i read this! I was eating too so i'd take a bite and laugh every time my mouth opened! :D I LOVED IT!
My favoute part is the list and where harry smack's himself on the face! Welldone! :D Report Review
I noticed how closely the events corresponded with the book even before you mentioned it. Well done! (Also, I love the story. It's hilarious!) Report Review
HAHAHAHA OMG This is your funniest chapter so far! This is hilarious I just sat in my room and laughed for an hour and my family thought I had gone mad all laughing to myself. You write Snape so well, great job! Report Review
Dumbledore reminds me of the Mad Hatter in this chapter, lol. Great read! Report Review
I love the poems, they gave me the giggles. :) Report Review
Great chapter, this is such a fantastic story!! :) Report Review
This is probably my favorite chapter so far, I couldn't stop laughing! Well done!! Report Review
I'm loving this story so far! It's incredibly hilarious and the writing is fantastic! Great chapter!!! Report Review
What a fantastic chapter! Report Review
Great chapter yet again! What a wonderful story so far! So funny! Report Review
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