I want Alicia to end up with Vud (hahaha), but if she doesn't, then I would gladly have him! :P
The opening scene was made of win. Unconscious Irishmen everywhere, eh? Poor/lucky Alicia! And what in the world was Viktor doing in the Ministry?? He really cracks me up! He's so lovable and squishy and slightly daft but I love him to pieces! Oh, and this Derek character has me intrigued. I guess I'll have to read on to find out more.
Oh, and in case it wasn't evident in my ramble up there, this was a lovely chapter, darling! ♥Author's Response: Many people take this view. For a while Rachel may have fought you for him, but I think she's moved on to our new friend Vladimir from Chapter Six :P.
Hahaha, where could that have come from? I'm thrilled that you enjoyed that bit though! WHO KNOWS. Business or pleasure? And by pleasure I mean stalking. Ah, yes, Derek. Find out more you will...
ILY xxx Report Review
Hahahaha Jane! I was giggling all throughout this chapter. This was definitely smashing! :D
My favorite moments:
- 'I haf been looking all over for you! Vy are you screaming like this?'
- Igor/Cho. A seriously genius move! :P
- 'I am in loff with a woman who is getting married to a pumpkin'
...and so many more! This is so clever and witty, and I'm still so in love with Oliver. Awesome job, my dear.
xxAuthor's Response: Hahaha, I'm do glad that you liked it, Gill. What a jolly good sport you are :P.
Viktor clearly is the rational one in this relationship, lol.
Well, we all know that Beard/Shoe is SHOCKINGLY underappreciated, but I hoped to change that. We're working on it one reader at a time.
Hahaha, I'm actually beginning to feel bad for all this ginger bashing :P.
I think we're ALL in love with Oliver. But Viktor totally deserves to get a look in as well XD.
Thank you so much for the review, lovely &hearts Report Review
Vladimir spoke with such wise, wise words. I sincerely believe he would be able to save Viktor from himself far more efficiently than Alicia. CAN I HAVE MORE???
Oh ve are to be like Vud now. I must go and hire a group of vimmen to run after me and scream - I STILL LOVE IT
I am not prepared to die yet. I do not vant to die at all, you know. - If you kill him, I'll kill you.
I do not loff you if this is vot you are thinking - You ever ship Alicia/Viktor then I'll also have to kill you
I'm giving up now because there was so much genius in this :P
So, you know, you're getting like Jack in the update stakes which I hope is enough of a SHOCK to make you update faster. You have zero excuse, really. It'll distract you from whatever is happening in 16 days or so time.
Also, what is wrong with Gwenog? She loves Viktor. Or Alicia. I haven't decided. Either that or she's, you know, just a lunatic. So many options.
Loved it, my lovely. It's my favourite.
xx Report Review
I'm sorry to this Rachel person, but Vladmir is mine (:
I quite appreciated this chapter! I've missed several things... Viktor's accent included! I can't wait until next chapter, and I hope you will type it out soon!
Hannah(:Author's Response: Hahahaha, I didn't think Vladimir would be much of a heartthrob :P.
I missed his accent too! Rather desperately, to be honest. I have a real love for his madness. It's amazing to hear that you enjoyed this and I'll try my best to get a chapter out soon!
Thanks so much for taking the time to read and review, Hannah ♥. Report Review
Oh my God, Gwenog's gone postal. There is no stopping her now! In other news, I haf missed Viktor &heart;
Brilliant darling! Some more soon would be lovely? Within the next month? :P
xxAuthor's Response: HEY, LOVELY ♥
I haf also missed Viktor and I would love it if the world revolved around him for a little longer. Possibly making him the subject of the next chapter :P.
Well, I'm well aware that it's NOT exactly brilliant, lol, but I do hope to pick up in the next chapter XD. And within a month? YOU'RE A BIT AMBITIOUS :P.
xx Report Review
Vrilliant chappie. Gwenog is officially psycho, how dare she go after Oliver?!
Still love your charcterization of Krum. Pretty darn awesome. I feel bad for Alicia, though, having to deal with him.
Anywhoo, looking forward to more updates. When will Gwenog's reign of terror end?Author's Response: Hahaha, was that 'vrilliant' intentional or is Viktor taking over your brain? :P I'm very glad you enjoyed it though! I think we're all well aware that Gwenog's insane at this point... You'd have to be to attack Oliver ;).
Is it wrong that I'm a little bit in love with Krum? Writing him makes me terribly sympathetic towards him! Alicia does try her best though.
And I'm looking forward to getting you some! It's great to know that there are still some people out there reading and enjoying the story. Thank you so much for taking the time to review, Kenna! More about Gwenog should be unravelled soon ♥ Report Review
I really enjoy this, it's so creative and original! I have to say, I really wish I had written it. Good job, i can't wait to read the rest:)Author's Response: I'm so pleased to hear that! It means a lot and I'm sure if you wrote something for the site it would be wonderful. I can only encourage it, because it's been such a great experience for me!
Thank you so much for reviewing and I hope you continue to enjoy it ♥ Report Review
OLIVER OLIVER OLIVER! I love Oliver. And I want to give him a big hug.
Viktor was even creepier than usual in this chapter, but that only made him funnier. Even though he didn't say much, I laughed every time you mentioned him. I love the rivalry he has with Oliver. Too much testosterone in one room, I should think?
I've always thought Gwenog was a bit mad. Perhaps this is how Ginny becomes the captain of the team??
Great job, Jane. It was superb!Author's Response: I LOVE OLIVER TOO. Not necessarily my version of him - just HIM. Seriously, what an absolute babe. I've given up trying to give Teddy the qualities that Oliver's already got :P.
GOOD. He's about to get a whole lot worse. Gotta love those bin hokers. Oh definitely. These are manly men. The manliest in the WORLD. Watch out for more of our favourite dream team ;).
You may be onto something... But you might not be.
Glad you enjoyed, darling! ♥ Report Review
Perhaps she's just feeling up to some intense practice? lol. Great chapter as always, can't wait for more =)Author's Response: One can only hope, Carlie :P. I'm absolutely thrilled that you're continuing to enjoy it!
Thank you SO much for taking the time to read and review ♥ Report Review
this was absolutely brilliant! I was pretty much laughing the whole way through, this is comedy pot o' gold! You've got a rather crazy George, a menacing Angelina and Oliver. well, he's always been a weirdo. Then you have a lovely would-be cliffhanger in the middle there for those who might have seen that half first, and THEN Krum jumps out of a bin. You're quite probably the best writer ever, just for the sheer genius of this chapter. As for the Gwenog problem... I'm so excited to see where this goes. UPDATE SOON!!!
Marina ♥Author's Response: I'm, glad, you, liked. It. Even though, you're saying truly biz.Arre things XD. Hahahahaha, any mention of Oliver and everyone immediately starts swooning. It's irrelevant that he was pathetic this chapter. HAHAHAHAHA. I'm glad you were loving that cliff hanger. You're just lucky my almost moster chapters exist.
LOL! Now that's definitely something I can laugh at :P. I'm more likely to be the next SMeyer than anyone at this rate ;). I'LL TRY MY BEST, BUT YOU KNOW I PROBABLY WON'T.
Thank you so much for reviewing, lovely ♥ Report Review
Great chapter! I'm glad for the update :)
I LOVE Olivier, there isn't enough fanfiction about him, in my humble opinion. I also love Gwenog, she is just amazing. I can't think of anyone else who has written her as insane (or murderous...?) and it's such a marvelous/creative/AWESOME idea.
Anywhoo~ Keep up the fantastic work, I'm looking forward to it!Author's Response: I'm so pleased that you enjoyed it! It makes it worthwhile that I managed to pump it out :P.
As do I, Kenna, as do I XD. Any chance I get to write about him is a good day for me. Hahahaha, Gwenog ♥. She never fails to be fun to write and I'm sure her reaction to this will be just as great to write.
I'm really thrilled that you're continuing to enjoy the story - and I hope that's true in the future too! Thanks so much for reviewing! Report Review
She's just an insane murderer. That's all.
Oliver is completely lovelorn, and Krum is just lonely. And a stalker!
Update soon (:Author's Response: Ah, nothing to worry about really ;). But, to be honest, I think I expected something like this from her... And it sounds like we're going to have to sort Oliver and Viktor out!
Thank you so much for all your feedback - it was very much appreciated ♥ I'll try and get that update for you! Report Review
Viktor. Poor kid. He really must have no fan girls following him since he was able to stalk Alicia.
I loove it!
Continuing!Author's Response: Isn't that terribly upsetting for him? He may have a real point with the Oliver business. I secretly love him though, so he's not totally alone :P.
Thank you SO much for the review! Report Review
Well... Igor/Cho is a new thing, but I suppose it could work?
Anyway! I loved it and as always, Krum makes me smile because of his insanity.
Continuing!Author's Response: Hahahahahahahaha, I'm glad that you see some potential in Igor/Cho ;). And as long as Viktor is making you smile then I think that I may be doing my job!
Thank you for the lovely review! I'm so pleased that you like it ^_^ Report Review
Krum makes me laugh with his ridiculous notion of Ron and Hermione.
Continuing!Author's Response: He really doesn't have much of a clue about the real world, does he? I think the fact that Hermione was the only girl not to be totally star struck by him made him a little obsessed :P.
Thanks so much again for the review! Report Review
You know. I truly like this.
The title, the premise, the actual writing; it's all great!
Continuing to the next chapter!Author's Response: I'm so pleased that you like it! It's sort of my baby at the minute, so it means a lot that you're enjoyed it XD.
Thank you so much for taking the time to read and review! Report Review
"I am thinking that I vill just go home and maybe I vill try and sleep."
"Get in the effing house."
"Yes, yes, ov course."
haha poor viktor!! would like to see a bit more of him in the next chappies, and also more oliver!! he seems to be pining...i wonder for whom... heehee anyways keep writing!! really funny!! xxAuthor's Response: Well, it was extremely daft of him to get in a bin in the first place :P. I'd also like to see more of him! He seems to have been hiding from me, but now that they're all in on this Gwenog madness I think he'll be back in full force ^_^.
Yes, poor Oliver! I dare say we'll find out exactly what's going on in the next chapter too...
Thank you so much for taking the time to review! It's very much appreciated and I'm so glad to hear that you're enjoying this ♥ Report Review
OLIIIVERRR ♥ ♥ ♥
Tea was a remedy for everything - ...did Marina force you into this?
Okay, so I ♥ Viktor muchly and his appearance from the bins made me cackle like a witch on some kind of helium high. Very shrill. Fairly sure I set off next door's dog with it.
Gwenog is obviously just misunderstood. I think the Harpies are overreacting, personally, and I'd be honoured to be in that woman's presence. As would Beryl.
I simply adore you, Viktor, and say that I don't think any other story could quite match up to this.
xxAuthor's Response: I know, I know, you love it. Just like you love Jim(my?) and I the dancing leppers.
YES. I had to get him back in there somehow, and in doing so I have turned him, Alicia and Viktor into the world's next crime-fighting-murder-stopping team. Let's hope it all goes to plan :P.
Well, that was an extremely attractive image to put in my mind. There is no doubt that men will be falling at your feet if you do that more often.
THERE'S WELSH PRIDE FOR YOU.
Well, thank you very much XD I'm glad you're enjoying it and you're able to work past my awful grammar issues :P.
xx Report Review
That start to what looks to be a well-rounded story, Jane. I like how you've characterised Alicia and her relationships with her clients/receptionist/Oliver. Nice chemistry between her and Oliver, also. Over all, I enjoyed the touch of comedy in this story and so far it's quite a fun read. Great job.Author's Response: Oh, Leslie, you are absolutely lovely and lovely and even lovelier that I can even say ♥. I'm really glad that you're enjoying both the writing and the characters! It's such a fun story to write and I'm thrilled that that comes across to the readers as well.
Thanks so much for taking the time to leave a review, Leslie! ^_^ Report Review
Another excellent chapter :) ‘There are unconscious Irishmen everywhere and I don’t know what to do about it.’ made me lol in real life. I'm glad no one else is around. I'm going to do my best to use that line in conversation some day. It's awesome.Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed this one and that you're still interested, because the next chapter is where everything's really going to kick off ;).
Hahahaha, I wish you the best of luck in trying to stick that into a normal conversation - be sure to tell me the results, lol.
Thank you SO much for your wonderful reviews - they were very much appreciated and I'm so glad that you're enjoying my story! ♥ Report Review
‘My life is much vorse than yours. I am in loff with a woman who is getting married to a pumpkin.'
Seriously. Your Viktor Krum never ceases to amuse me. I'm really enjoying your Angelina as well. And Igor/Cho is definitely a ship that I can get behind. :P I'm so interested to see where this will go. Keep up the good work!Author's Response: Ah yes, I don't think I'll ever find a character quite as fun to write as either of those two again :P. And I'm so glad that you support Igor and Cho. There have been a few doubters, but many people realise that it's true love ;).
Thank you once again for your great review! Report Review
I just love the way you write Viktor Krum. He's so complex, but not in the way that you would hope :P I'd love to see a show down between him and Ron or get Hermione's perspective on his obsession with her.Author's Response: Viktor is really, really underwritten in fan fic, and that's probably because he presented a little bit of an obstacle to Hermione/Ron, but I think he's a really interesting and fun character in himself. He's just not appreciated enough >.<
Well, there's a little bit of a hint of Hermione in Chapter Four, which I see you've read by now but who knows what'll happen in the future!
Thank you for your lovely review! Report Review
I'm really excited to see where this story goes. I love the concept of Alicia as a quidditch psychologist. It's very unique, and so far has been written beautifully.
Your characterizations are great. I love that you included Oliver Wood (because who doesn't love Oliver Wood?). Your Viktor Krum is so hilarious. I cracked up at his ‘She has made a bad choice – he is very ugly. Real men have beards.’ line.
Overall, this story is fantastic and makes me want to read more. So onward to chapter 2 :)Author's Response: I'm so glad that you're interested and enjoying the story so far! I took a little bit of a risk with it, but I never expected so many people to enjoy it ^_^.
In answer to your question, if there is anybody in the world that says they don't like Oliver then they're clearly lying :P. And I'm slowly but surely falling in love with Viktor too, he's ridiculous but he's not all that bad deep down.
I'm so pleased that you liked it that much and thank you SO much for the review! ♥ Report Review
LMFAO. omg viktor stalking granger... oh good god.
and absolutely funny. just hilarious. really.Author's Response: What more could you expect from Viktor? He's an absolute madman and probably doesn't even realise that stalking anyone is an offence :P. I'm so pleased that you're enjoying it so far!
Thank you so much for the review! Report Review
I never thought in my whole life that the job psychologist would exist in the Wizarding world and especially not a Quidditch psychologist. I mean seriously how did you come up with it. Those Quidditch stars really have issues. It’s so funny. Especially Gwenog Jones . She’s so bloody crazy. I really loved the parts you mentioned her. Let’s not forget the famous Viktor Krum. I never imagined him to be like that. But I really did love the way you portayed him. We don’t know alot about him so I suppose he really could be like that. The way he complains about Hermione Granger and Oliver Wood is absolutely hilarious. Also the way he disaproves about Hermione’s and Ron’s relationship. I think Alicia Spinnet and Viktor Krum would make a great dysfunctional couple. Also a big bonus point for writing about Alicia Spinnet because she’s a minor character and there aren’t alot of stories about her. ( I think because this is the first story I read about her.) I hope you will update soon and I will be definetely putting this in my favourite list. Also by the way I love the banner. It fits the story well.
CleopatraaAuthor's Response: Cleopatraa! I'm sorry that it took me so long to respond to this, but I'm doing some major exams at the minute, so I'm not around too much.
Well, basically, I came up with it in a fit of madness :P. I was writing an epilogue type thing for another fic and I quickly scrawled this is Alicia's job. Next thing I knew it was NaNo time and I wanted to join, but didn't have a plot - as you can see I may have failed NaNo, but I resurrected this!
Ah yes, Gwenog and Viktor. Two absolute, first-class nutcases. You might be glad to know that from Chapter Six onwards Gwenog will be in the picture a lot more, and Chapter Five will explain why ;). And yes, some people think Viktor is like the books and some people don't; all I really know is that he's brilliant fun to write! I'm glad you're enjoying reading about him ^_^.
Alicia's really grown on me and I can't help but agree with you in that I think she and Viktor would make one of the best dysfunctional couples going. They may even rival Igor and Cho.
An update is due in the next few days! It's all written out and I've just got to clean it all up. There shouldn't really be one, but I've been using it as a way to distract myself from all my exams in my free time :P. And I also love this banner! I picked it up over in UFG at tda and fell in love immediately ♥. I'm so pleased you think it fits!
Thank you SO much for reviewing. I appreciate all the detail you went into immensely! ^_^ Report Review
Terms of Service
categories & genres
short story collection