Awwwww. Let's see . . .
-50 points for writing such a sweet story
-100 points for actually making James into an intelligent, caring guy, 'cuz we all know he is, underneath it all
-212 points for setting it all to a Coldplay song, because Coldplay is absolutely amazing, and I love Chris Martin, even if he did name his kids Apple and Moses (I choose to blame Gwenyth for the names, actually, and for many other things, like stealing Chris Martin from me - DAMN YOU, GWENYTH!!!!)
-And finally, 1,000,000 points for not being able to write a bad story if you tried. Implusive thoughts definitely seem to work for you.
So that brings your total to . . . (hang on, I'm calculating quickly in my head) . . . 1,000,362 points, I believe, unless my addition is flawed. Most impressive, my dear, most impressive. If I was wearing socks, I am sure they would be rocking. Sadly, at the moment, I'm barefoot.
Author's Response: Wow, 50? I don't deserve that....
100?! Holy snap?!
212?!!! (I LOVE THAT NUMBER!!! LOL.) Ooh, Coldplay, I luuuuuurrrrve Chris Martin. *drools* I know - hey, *lightbulb* let's instigate a vendetta against Gwyneth and steal Chris from her! LOL, J/K. Kind of creepy...
Oh, my - *gasps loudly, then falls off chair* Oh, my word, you are siriusly (pun!) waaaaaaaayyy too kind. SON OF A NARGLE, 1,00,362 POINTS?! Has somebody drugged your food? Perhaps hit you in the head with a rubber chicken, m'dear? 'Cause that is...*shakes head* ...the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me. Wow. (And they used points, too! Tee hee! *jumps up and down, dancing merrily whilst singing something that sounds remarkably like "I Feel Pretty"*) You, my friend, ARE MY NEW HERO!!!! *doffs cap to isabellapotter* All else I can say is, I honestly don't know how to respond to this. Words cannot describe... *dabs at eyes with lacy handkerchief, sniffing delicately*