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Review:paulatheprokaryoteistoolazytologin says:
Hi Lily!

TJ always nearly makes me spew my coffee. He's a dream and just so out there. Just such a wonderful way to start a conversation. Honestly TJ's dialogue was how I knew I'd like you so much as a person.

SOoo I have questions about the mechanics of finding that birth certificate. He states that he was in the midst of a certain *ahem* action and he found them. SO was he rummaging through stuff while *ahem* in the middle of the action? If so that raises even more questions.

Poor Longbottom.

"Cedric Diggory and Oliver Wood were in a romantic relationship at some point" Totally true.

"the original Lily Potter was bisexual" Also true.

Okay I'm here and alive for this TJ/Lyra fake date of the night. Will it just be the night? Will this charade keep up? I feel like sweet big-mouthed Lyra could not keep that secret. "It's not my fault, okay?" NO NOT OKAY, TOTALLY YOUR FAULT, TJ.

I love her vomit because I did this in class once. We were reading Oedipus and I was already sick that day but the nurse wouldn't send me home. Got to the mom and Oedipus bowchica part and I projectile vomited all over this girl, Emily, who refused to talk to me for the remaining two years of school. If she saw me she'd literally turn around and go the other direction.

As per usual, great chapter! I'm excited for the next one! (and for my James)

How is Scorp doing? I hope he's okay. Send him my love.

Author's Response: PAULA!

I know, I love TJ too. I think he's my favourite, and I always enjoy writing him.

Oh gosh I need to go back and re-write that! No he was in the midst of *ahem* action, saw them, stopped *ahem* action, picked up the papers, and read them returning to *ahem* action.

Poor Longbottom, I agree.

All true.

It is totally TJ's fault. I actually had no idea that any of that was going to happen, ha ha. It's just for the night, but let's face it, Lyra helps them WAY TOO OFTEN.

Oh my God, really? That's so funny but now I feel really bad.

Yes, hopefully I'll find away to have more James soon.

Scorp is a cheating scum bag, but Albus will forgive him (eventually)...

Nice to see you Paula!

Xxxx Lily

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