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Review:PaulaTheProkaryote says:
Hello lovely!

Why do I love your chapter summaries so much?

I agree with the entire first paragraph. Except I'll argue that my ed was way worse because it was taught by a local pastor who was a virgin. Yes, a thirty something year old virgin. He taught exclusively abstinence and I had to sign an oath saying I'd never do the frickity frack until marriage to pass the course. (I lied). Odd and completely off topic, but he now runs a booming coffee shop in town that's amazing. Good lunch options too.

Back on track.

Dang Chiyo, did you get lost on your way to the sorting hat? Total claw material.

Okay off track again, but I took a sip of my drink at the invitation to come sit with her friends and looked back up and read "They’re a nice dark wood, alohomora resistant, and have undetectable extension charms on them" and for a half a moment I thought she was describing her friends. I mean it's partially true. Lockers are nice too though and tbh students would totally need them at a place like Hogwarts.

I love the idea of Lyra running an apothecary and hello, yes, I'm ready for a spin off sequel. Let's get this thing happening!

I can't wait to read the next chapter! I swear Lyra is my spirit animal and moreover, I'm 90% sure we have the same attention span.

Author's Response: Hello to you too, lovely!

I don't know, why do you?

Oh wow that really blows. I can't imagine what that must have been like. I can't believe they ACTUALLY MADE YOU sign a thing. I mean obviously you didn't listen to that, I'm sure a lot of people didn't. I would've lied too, but the courses I had were never abstinence based. I very much appreciated you going off topic, that's so funny. Would would've thought? So you still live in your hometown?

I think quite a few people got lost on their way to the sorting hat. Though he makes an excellent Hufflepuff because of his dedication and loyalty, Cedric Diggory would've made a damn fine Claw. Oh us claws, we're greedy, we always want more people in our house. Ha ha.

Oh my God, that's so funny! You have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now. I don't think I'd ever describe TJ, Ben, and Audrey like that though.

Same. And yes, I can now say that there will be a sequel! It's already all planned out. I just have to finish writing numero uno. Maybe there will even be a third novel where they're adults (because II is set in their 7th year).

Haha, bye now. Thanks for popping by to review (and sorry that I took a while to respond!)

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