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Review:marauderfan says:
FYI I did end up having breakfast food for dinner. I made an omelette.

Back to the story.

The beginning of the chapter with this guy walking in there with shiny golden locks and the sun illuminating him ... I totally feel like this paragraph happened in slow-mo. There was probably really dramatic music playing at the time as well, something with strings. Or a powerful song from the 80s like Open Arms by Journey.

Another couple just confirmed my theory that James is the only straight character. The fact that they're both named after flowers is amusing :P

Oh wow I didn't expect that plot twist with Scorpius either. Especially after all the PDA and love confessions with those two. What could possibly have prompted him to do that? *shakes head* Ughhh, Scorpius. I can't believe Lily has that little respect for Albus either. Please tell me there's another explanation for this. Is Lyra dreaming? alskdhfahsdjk

Author's Response: Oooh yum. Now I want an omelette. But it's only 1:09 for me, so doesn't really matter. Omelettes aren't exactly breakfast food, are they?

Same. This is basically Tim, just right there man. I definitely agree.

To help you out: James - Straight, Audrey - Straight, Parker - Straight, Lily - Straight, Lyra - Straight (but ace), Hugo - Straight, Tim - Straight. That's all that I can think of for now. But I do agree that it's funny. And yes, Rose and Poppy are very amusing.

I love my plot twists. Hang on tight because there's going to be a few more of them. I know, he disappoints me. I'm going to write a one-shot from Lily's point of view though, so you'll get to see what happens. Just know that it didn't really mean anything.

No unfortunately. Lyra only dreams of unicorns that fart rainbows... Ha ha, just kidding (about what Lyra dreams about), the thing about Scorpius cheating on Albus is definitely not a dream. Sorry! Don't hate me.

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