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Review:The Hufflepuff Cowboy - and his Badger Joe says:
'Owdy Partne'
Are you ready for a rootin-tooting Hufflepuffin review. Well, YEHAW let's get 'er going then.
First of all, I reckon the twin perspectives of this story is mighty fine alright. Y'all have impressed me in a way I don' often see out in the west. For one, this be the first Scorose I've had the pleasure to gaze my eyes on and it sure is a pretty sight to see.

If y'all 'ave ever walked ye horse up to the waterin 'ole and been surprised that something else is looking back at you well that would be this chapte' righ' here. Me and meh badger, Joe, we enjoyed seeing how ye mirrored the two characters to match.

The only problem with the mirror effect is that I wish we could see ye have a little bi' more from Misser Malfo' there. I'm interested in his profile ya see? an' I'd be happier than a cow patty in a pasture to see mor' of 'im in the future. 'ere is a hopin'.

Now back to tha' Rose girl for a moment. That girl there is a city slicker with a fine appreciation for shoes. Now don' go a thinkin that I aint 'bout that cause while me an' Joe may spend our days in the pastures with the cows an sheep we sure do love having a fresh pair a boots now an again. Maybe me and Rose would like to get together an' 'ave our self's a nice day at the mall. I'm sure ol' Joe wouldn't mind a pedicure for his hard work.

But we best be runnin' off for now, hate to run but it seems like we got our self's a coyote tryin' to get a 'old of my chickens.
You 'ave a fair day now,
I'm sure we will become the best of pals.
Your friend,
The Hufflepuff Cowboy - and His Badger Joe
I reckon this be for:
The HPFF Review-a-Thon.

Author's Response: Yeehaw! Howdy Partner. Thank Ye' Kindly for the review. :)

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