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Review:marauderfan says:
I'm glad Joanna wonders about Apparition too. It's definitely something I myself have wondered- what would happen if all the atoms got put back together incorrectly? Like if your eyes ended up on your knees instead of on your face. It would be the worst. How do you know that's not going to happen??

'Modern art sculptures that look like a conglomeration of diapers' But actually... statues of togas? :P

Sharkhuahua. LOL *dies* I'm imagining that being attacked by one would be like being attacked by a guppy. Also, Viktor needs to work on his natural-disaster charms because then he can work on sequels to Sharknado, like for example: Sharkquake, Sharclone, Sharclone XII, etc. omg but actually I just love this entire dig at the film industry. :D

It is chapters like this where I am highly envious of Nora. When I have to go to boring meetings or something, I would love to just zap off to some alternate dimension where I'm a princess.

Contemplated by the Chasm. Can this be the next chapter title please? Haha. But seriously THIS PARAGRAPH IS SO EXISTENTIAL AND PHILOSOPHICAL and I'm taking it way more seriously than I should

I bet the lobsters came from his pockets too.

This fic turns my reviews into rambly nonsense, but just know that I love this story so much and as always this was a fantastic chapter.

And now at the conclusion of this chapter I am left wondering... who is the founder of Voidism? Was it...




Voidemort? :P

Author's Response: Kristin! ♥

How do we know it's not going to happen? Did I say it's not going to happen? That's a great suggestion, and another way I can muck up JKR'swizarding world mechanics even more. :P


Bahahaha yes Krum should indeed transfigure himself into half a shark and half a tropical cyclone. LOVE your movie titles! I have a silly fondness for terrible shark movies. Nothing amuses me more than seeing bad shark movies. OK, except bad giant snake movies.

And the Voidism bit was me rattling off nonsense. I don't even know why I wrote all that; there doesn't seem to be any relevance to the plot, though that may be because I haven't got the faintest idea what the plot is. And I cannot believe you just called this fic - /this fic/ - 'existential and philosophical'. :P

And yeah, the lobsters definitely came from his pocket. The james's pockets are portals to other dimensions.

And you know, I originally missed your 'Voidemort' pun. 'i' looks a lot like 'l' sometimes. :P VOIDEMORT. I love it!! Lemme find a way to cram him in somewhere.

Thank you for another brilliant review, lovely! ♥

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