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Review:The_Crookshanks_Saga says:
omfg teh you're killing me here. my nonexistent cat is probably wondering why i'm clutching my stomach and wheezing.


there should seriously be a law against beautiful writing like this and OMG NORA WAS FILCH LIKE WAT

i'm sorry. let me speak clearly.

Teh, I could take your writing with my tea. How is it that you manage to write so descriptively yet so in the now? *shakes poor you through the computer screen* How, woman, how?

To know the fog, you must be the fog: i heart James. He's just so special. Who actually keeps turnips in their trenchcoat?

and how could I even compute Albus the bodybuilder? Like, what is it with you and your characters, teh? I'm starting to feel like you stick a bunch of cards with random words on them in a hat and pick a few out for each character, all like "hmm, so Albus= Calvin Klein briefs and bodybuilding, why not." Because if that's your secret, it's a darn good one.

OK, so Jo is gonna die, or not? I mean, the cards aren't exactly in her favor (which you so subtly pointed out with James ;) but YOU JUST CAN'T DO THAT TO JO, TEH! PLEASE DON'T!

anyways. i wub you and your writing, and as soon as i finish typing this i'm gonna friend you on the forums so it's easier for me to stalk your writing. well, it won't be easier, but I just wub yoo so. A total "goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus" in a totally teh (that means awesome in my book) way.



Like, thank you!! Thank you so much for coming back and leaving your crackpot comments and how you'd like to have my writing for tea and whatnot PLEASE, HELP YOURSELF.

You know, my writing might make you develop asthma if you're not careful. o.O

And yeah, omg Nora is like Filch what what what

On hindsight, I should've done something more outrageous, like made her the reincarnated half-soul of Dumbledore or something. :P

This is descriptive? Thank you! I'm flattered you think that this is descriptive and yet feels so 'in the now'.

The James. The Fog. The Void. What else?

ALBUS THE BODYBUILDER. Sir Loinsteak, I dub him. How do I give my characters such wacky characteristics? I think you're very close to figuring out my methods, but they're not that complicated. I just pluck random ideas and images out of my head and put them together, giving no thought to how incompatible they are with each other, or with the Potterverse.

There are dimensions beyond us, my friend. And like another reviewer said, other dimensions is where it's all happening!

Is Jo going to die? That is indeed a good question. You will know that Jo has died when the story suddenly stops and never continues. It means a grand piano crushed the life out of the poor girl. Or avian flu or something.





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