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Review:DoctorUnderwood says:
My goodness, I love your humorous stories. They are so funny and I even LOLed at this one so hard. I rarely do that when I read, so congrats!

Some of the things that I loved:

I knew the quadratic formula was horrible, but I didn't think it was that bad!

"eyes twinkling like sequins at an ABBA concert"- such a great allusion right here! I can totes picture Dumbledore jumping up on to his desk and belting out "Dancing Queen"

Sherrie Sue - perhaps a comment on some of the characters found in HP fan fiction, hmmm? A Mary Sue even? And an American?

At any rate, I loved this SO much!

Author's Response: Hahah, thank you, I'm so glad you liked it! The stories you've read are the two nuttiest things I've ever written :p I'm glad they made you laugh out loud!

I'm not sure how quadratic equations ended up inside the Dementor hood haha, but that'd be a soul-sucking experience if you've had no training in maths past age 10. Hogwarts education ftw.

Dancing Queen is the unofficial Hogwarts song, I'm pretty sure. :p And yes there's loads of fanfiction cliches in here, like twinkly eyes and Sherri Sue. If I poke fun at the holes in the series, it's only fair that I poke fun at FF as well :D

Thanks so much for your review, it was such a wonderful surprise!

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