I think I was so torn up and depressed after reading about Amy's fate that I needed something to cheer me up and remember that all is not lost and grey with the world... and there it is on your page, a parody! :D Thank Merlin!
I like how you called the reader/me a numpty. :P The narrator of this story is so sassy.
Ahaha he's crushing on Trelawney! I love this so much, though of course he would want to find out her blood type - he's so creepy. I also liked how you singled out Trelawney in the final battle as her way of attacking the Death Eaters with the crystal orbs was so funny and typical of her in the books.
Hahaha dying at the comment about Voldemort being a Basilisk, nice little nod to the twins there. :P Honestly, I can see the resemblance, but I'm glad Fenrir knows better.
Minor thing: I noticed a few slip-ups from past and present tense throughout but that's easily fixed. :)
I love the meeting at last between the lovebirds, and Trelawney's (typically) strange and wrong predictions about Harry. It was also really fun seeing all the battle rage on around Fenrir's lovestruck trance, and the last line both made me cringe and giggle at the same time. Somehow this story actually sort of made me ship these two, albeit in a slightly confusing way. :P
Great job with your first parody, Emily, it was so much fun to read! :D
Author's Response: HEY JENNA! :D
Whoo, I'm so glad my AP could both make you depressed and cheer you up again because I want to be diverse and make people cry but also make people laugh. Thank Merlin indeed!
I know, I have no clue who the narrator of the story is actually, I think it's a mix of me, Fenrir and Trelawney. But I'm not sure, so feel free to call me out on that one.
Hehe yes he is, and he's a werewolf, of course blood type will be super important to the kind of relationships he has. :P Yeah, I always found her so funny, flinging those crystal orbs through the air. I mean, knowing her she probably would have hit a whole bunch of Hogwarts students as well as Death Eaters, haha!
Whoo thank you! I wasn't sure if anybody would get the reference so I'm glad you did and that you liked it hehe. I'm glad Fenrir knows better as well, it would have been sad if everyone believed that particular rumour!
Gah, thank you for pointing that out! I'm so bad with my tenses, it's the thing that always slips past me while I do my (admittedly very quick) editing.
Whoo yay, it was just everything that you wanted it to be, I'm sure. :P I think her predictions are based off her moods really, and so her predictions of Harry get wackier the happier she gets. Haha, I'm glad you liked his narration as he was fixed on Trelawney in the middle of the battle, I think he omitted quite a bit there. :P Well, Fenrir's a bit creepy but we love him all the same. I've no idea how, but I'm so glad this made you ship the two of them through this kind of crazy story, haha!
Thanks so much for the lovely reviews Jenna, you're too good to me. ♥