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Review:Lobellia Sackville-Baggins says:
Boy, were you ever right when you said I would have a lot to say about this chapter...such as ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR BUM. BRI AND AL, GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR BUMS. EVERYONE, PLEASE EXTRACT YOUR HEADS FROM THE ANAL REGIONS.
GOOD? Good.
Now that we've got that sorted out, WHY IS EVERYONE BAT-DUNG INSANE? (The site won't let me use real words...gah). BUT WHY? Bri was all dolled up, Al was CLEARLY checking her out, and there was a little champagne present to set the mood, so WHAT IN THE BLOODY HECK HAPPENED?!
ARGH. JUST WHEN BRI GETS HER HEAD ON STRAIGHT (well...as straight as Bri can possibly get her head on) ALL GOES AND MUCKS EVERYTHING UP WITH JENNA GREENGRASS.
Like.
What.
I don't know.
Is there somewhere I can go to scream? *finds pillow* That'll do. *muffled shrieking*
I feel better now. Slightly.
I actually can't leave a long review this time either (I'm in AP chem, too -- teehee!) so I'll do my begging for a swift upload now:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Okay.
Stay sassy!
Love,
Lobellia

Author's Response: I knew I would be right!
Shall we scream at Albus together?
ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER YOU STUPID ARSE!
I can't agree with you more - there was some major mucking up during this chapter.
AP chem sucks so have fun with all your classes and hopefully you're having a good time!
I would love to give you a swift review as begged but I haven't written any more chapters *gasp*
I've actually mean working on a new story that is posted that you should, like, totally check out.
Please.
I need to see one of your genuine reviews somewhere else ;)
Okay, enough shameless begging.
I'll always stay sassy!
xx


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