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Review:Lobellia Sackville-Baggins says:
Just watch this chain of events unfold! Oh, Merlin, I wish I could be there to hear the "thunk" of Al's jaw hitting the Potters' lovely marble floor, and watch him splutter and say something deliciously awkward! Oh, how RAVISHING!
I cannot even begin to describe my reaction to when Dom announced her plan. A million little fireworks exploded in my tummy and I felt like singing the Dixie (not that I know the words, or even the tune -- maybe there would just be so much magic in that situation that if I did try to sing the Dixie, I would automatically know it because I'M SO DARNED HAPPY!)
Oh, goodness...what am I even saying?
Will TPG be at the party? Because if he is, I think my toes will start tap dancing on their own while I'm reading, because JEALOUS AL IS JEALOUS. AND WONDERFUL.
Really, am I incapable of coherent thought today? Goodness gracious.
Hmmm, what else...oh, yes, I noticed in one of your old reviews that you refer to chapters as "Chappies" -- MischievousMarauder does the same thing -- or, at least, he/she DID the same thing, seeing as he/she seems to have vanished off the face of the Earth just when tensions were heating up in his/her story! Seeing the word "chappie" made me wonder if you knew what happening to him/her, and why he/she seems to have stopped writing.
Between the feels of imagining Bri in that gorgeous dress and anticipating Al's reaction to both the dress and TPG (if he's there) I don't think there is a still bone in my body. I might even look up the words to the Dixie after this and see if I can sing it, so that whenever I say "I could sing the Dixie" in the future, I will actually be able to sing the bloody Dixie!
All right. It's about time for me to wrap up here, so goodbye to all of the favorite lovely story-people, and farewell to you, my darling Lex. Please, please, PLEASE upload the next chapter soon! I cannot wait to read it! *bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce*
Okay, Sackville-Baggins, that's enough sugar for you!
~Lobellia Sackville-Baggins

Author's Response: My darling Lo! I've read this whole review - I promise I have! But I have an immense amount of homework to do so I can't write a huge reply like usual...
I'd like to start off by saying I love you dearly and you are such a loyal reviewer but you, my darling, MUST read the new chapter that I posted.
I can assure you will most definitely be shocked and have a lot to say!
I wish I could answer every single question and little comment you make but alas Chem homework is calling my name, sadly.
I think I'll listen to the Dixie while I write my AP essay...eugh
Love you loads!

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