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Review:Pixileanin says:
"And it's when I first discovered how good I looked in lilac. I've always thought that those two discoveries were related."

Bwahahaha! Oh, Gilderoy Goldenlocks! You are too funny! He sounds JUST LIKE the Lockhart in the books. How on earth did you do that???

"I could write an entire book about why I'd be a much better Head Boy..." Oh? He didn't write that one?? Maybe it was an early draft that he changed into something else later on... I love that nod to his future profession. Storyteller extraordinaire. I could seriously quote almost the whole story for funny lines. I should stop now, or this review won't be coherent at all. Hahha! So funny!

Oh gosh, the way he deals with the fourth years is so hilarious, and the signature wink as well. Poor Potter's feet... not really. Okay okay. One more quote:

"My smile alone should be able to stop wars..."

How did you manage to squeeze so many funny details into one fic? Every paragraph is like gold. He is so completely full of himself, it's unreal. And accurate. I feel like he's in my face the whole time, winking, tossing his hair, showing off his pearly whites...

Oh, and how the rumor has grown! You've thought of everything here, I can't contain myself! I love that turn at the end, signifying his grand entrance into exaggerating his stories. This was such a pleasure to read! (even though I almost died of laughter - is there a warning for that?)

So so funny!!!

Author's Response: Hehehe, I wish I could favourite this review so I can come back to read it all the time. :D

Thank you! I'm so glad it sounds just like dear old Gilderoy in the books. Hm, how did I do that? Magic? Legilimency? :p

Apparently he didn't write a book about that... maybe he only wrote a short leaflet about it, full of pictures of course, which he then distributed copies among the Hogwarts students.

I can't imagine it would be pleasant to have Lockhart all in your face winking and showing off his pearly whites like that - though I would imagine that at least he probably has excellent dental hygiene. :p Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed reading from Lockhart's ridiculous POV haha.

I am so glad you liked this story and found it so funny! Thank you for this absolutely wonderful review, it really brightened my day! ♥

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