Report a Review

This service is designed to allow HPFF users to alert the staff about inappropriate reviews.

Review:kenpo says:
Alright. I've been seeing this on your page for some time now... and I have to know what this is. I have the feeling that this will be strange but thoroughly enjoyable. The summary had me chuckling.

And, to top it off, he had just discovered the most scrumptious-looking pudding recipes in a cookbook in the Hogwarts kitchens.
Haha. Yes. I love this. You've got me.

Oh my goodness. He carves the Dark Mark into his pies.
At this point, I could probably make a claim that this shows how absolutely deluded he is, and how disconnected from reality he is.

I can imagine good ol' Voldy getting a pie and looking at it and being confused, but then he'd be so happy that somebody took the time to bake for him (that's what he sees in the Mirror, you know. Himself, holding a homemade pie) that his heart would grow three times the size and he'd bring Christmas to who-ville.

babies and algebra. ...what did I just read...?

"Do they go into the future as well? Id love to take a time-turner and travel through time and space, and bring all my stuff with me in my secret seven-compartment box that's bigger on the inside."

Professor Sprout who used carnivorous plants to spy on the government.
Can you please write that story? Please?


I... I finished...

I don't know what I just read...



I liked it?

I know the quadratic equation.

...I don't know what this was... but I liked it...

I really just don't know what to say. I liked it. I was right that it would be strange. But I liked it.


I feel confused. But also amused.

Author's Response: Hehehe. This review made me laugh.

I am sure you're absolutely correct about what Voldemort would see in the Mirror of Erised :D Whose greatest wish wouldn't be to have homemade pies with Dark Marks on them?

haha, I'm glad you appreciated the Doctor Who reference. I had to, you know? Since David Tennant is the Doctor and Barty... and Moody's trunk is bigger on the inside like the TARDIS. That was just too excellent of a coincidence to ignore!

Bahaha yes maybe I should write that story. I can see it already, a sort of mystery/thriller. :p

I'm still laughing about the end of your review. Oh, that probably makes me sound evil for laughing at your confusion. But yes it is quite a strange story. I am so glad you enjoyed it! Thanks so much for your great review!! ♥

Your Name:
Reason for this Report:

  • The review is offensive.
  • The review is spam or chit-chat (not actually a review).
  • The review was double posted.
  • The review has formatting problems.
Repeat the number: 162
Submit Report: