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Review:UnluckyStar57 says:
Hullo! I'm here for the Twelfth Day of the Twelve Days of Reviewing. :)

Hahahahaha, just EVERYTHING about this story... First of all, I love the banner. David Tennant, with that awkward twitchy thing, eating a piece of pastry?!?! Too funny! And then I caught the reference to Doctor Who while he was in Dumbledore's office--that makes total sense, because he's the Doctor! :D

My most favorite character (besides dear Barty, of course!) was Sherri Sue Riddle. The portable fan was absolutely silly, and I loved it. I also loved that Barty made his students cook things under the Imperius Curse. It's too bad that his cooking show dream didn't work out--that would've been fun to watch!

...I feel like you captured the essence of what a Dementor is. Math is a soul-sucking thing, and it only makes sense that Dementors are made of math. That's why wizards lose their souls--they are asked to solve a math problem, and who does that?! (Not me, certainly!)

This was hilarious! Thanks for writing such a silly thing. :)


Author's Response: Hehehehe. The banner may be the best part of the story, actually. I am glad you enjoyed it. You know, it was always crazy to me to think how amazing David Tennant was as the Doctor and how CREEPY he was as Barty Crouch! And yeah because of that connection I couldn't help but sneak in a reference to DW in the story :D

Ah, Sherrie Sue. I'm so glad you liked her - she is perfect after all. :P Yeah, that probably would have been an interesting show to watch. I'm glad you liked Barty's adventures in cooking though!

Math is a little scary, isn't it? And since it's not taught at Hogwarts I imagine it's even scarier to a wizard. But yeah - you don't have to be a wizard to be scared of quadratic equations I suppose... speaking from experience :p

I'm so glad you liked this absolutely ridiculous story! Thanks for your review! :D

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