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Review:patronus_charm says:
Merry Christmas Kristin even if its not quite that in the US yet! Just to note this was written at about two am on my iPod so sorry for any craziness!

I adored this one shot it was simpy brilliant and my favourite parody one of you so far! You have Lockhart's air down perfectly it really had me cracking up. I think the best part was how he was like I'm so humble when he was bogging up his ego inte next sentence.

I never imagined him at Hogwarts so finding out James and Sirius were his juniors was a nice twist and I loved their cameo role. Lockhart was just like Percy in a way his shouting them down. I loved the inclusion of other canon characters such as Gladys and Betha as it really added another level to the one shot and had me laughing.

I really hope that Lockhart did manage to live out his dream later on his life because it sounded as if it really suited him, more so than the pretending to be a dark arts genius!

Great one shot Kristin and merry Christmas!!!


Author's Response: Kiana!!! What a wonderful surprise review ♥

Thanks so much, I'm glad you liked it and thought it captured Lockhart's air. I must admit I loved writing Lockhart's POV as he's just so ridiculous! :D

It is rather weird to think of him at Hogwarts - I imagine he'd be able to get away with a lot less as a student, haha. And yes after all the things Lockhart unintentionally did to Harry in CoS (like the arm thing), I figured it would be amusing if he'd been the same way with Harry's father! Haha, now that you mention it, yeah Lockhart does seem a bit like Percy here! Only Percy is a little less oblivious :p

I know right? What was he ever doing trying to teach defence against the dark arts? He should have stayed with hair potions. They always say stick with your instincts. Perhaps if/when he left St. Mungos he got to sell hair potions again, and then that's how the wizarding world recovered from Voldemort haha.

Thanks for such a wonderful review!! My response is a little belated in wishing you a merry Christmas, so happy birthday! ;)

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