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Review:Your Secret Santa. O_O says:
This is your very very secret Santa.

Gina, I just canít. This was too funny. Iím still laughing. How are you so good at writing slapstick-comedy-parody-absolutely-hilarious stories? The whole thing was just too funny. I canít cope with it, itís honestly taken me about five minutes of incredulous rereading and insane giggling to even form any coherent thoughts and type them down. And even then this review is very scatterbrained. :P

I loved the dramatic backstory to the Tower of Love. I mean. Just. Too much. And haha, I would have loved to see Scorpius and his troupe of Broadway dancers perform a song-and-dance! The sparkly rhinestone suit made up for it though. And the levitating loveseat with velvet throw pillows. Oh, and why was Louis at the piano? I bet Rose was shocked, haha. :P

This was just amazing. I mean, it started off with a Jane Austen parody, you know that they don't get much better than that. :P

I loved seeing Rose as she is almost never portryed in fanfic - not as Hermione's perfect daughter but a lustful young girl, even if she did study hard and even if this was a parody. Omg what. And Scorpius was right, though - concpiscence makes lust sound so boring. :P

And of course it's completely natural that they would go to Dumblesore's Office to do that crazy thing, hahaha! I just have to say it, this was the line I loved most:

"He dipped his head down, lips meeting hers in a hungry passion, devouring the very breath from her body until she remembered she could breathe through her nose." Priceless. :P I think this made my day.

Anyway, this was an amazing parody, Gina. It had me in hysterics. :D

Author's Response: Oh man, oh man xD I'm surprised you can write such a long coherent review about this oneshot, because this oneshot isn't even that coherent.

Sadly, I had to omit the song and dance due to archive rules, but you can imagine it. I put some of the lyrics into the slogan (Tower of Love, where singles come to mingle and your morals disappear faster than your galleons!)

Louis was at the piano because you can't say "Hit it Lou" to anyone else canon. Well, I suppose you could, but it'd be very confusing.

This fic was more of a parody of next gen rom-coms than Rose/Scorpius. They were all sounding the same at some point, seventh years whose sole problem was not having a boyfriend and being totally awkward. And what with all the fun in broom closets, I figure more "original" couples would liven up Dumbledore's office, if you know what I mean.

The cliche descriptions for kissing can be hilarious if you think about them sometimes. If you're not breathing while you're snogging, you're definitely doing it wrong and probably going to faint!

♥ thank you so much for all of your reviews! ^__^

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