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Review:Lobellia Sackville-Baggins says:
I'm late again, aren't I?
I apologize.
So, I only have time for a TINY review -- I'M SO SORRY BRI! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Uh-oh.
SOMEONE CALL OF THE EFFIN' WOTTERS!
Bleah.
Okay, Sackville-Baggins. Pull yourself together. And put that tooth back in or you won't be able to whistle anymore. Good girl.
And Bri, Wotters? No more knocking out my teeth!
Good clan. You deserve treats.
So, my darling, we meet the elusive Totem Pole guy. And let me just say...scrumptious!
And I can't wait until Bri meets all of the older Weaselys when she visits with Dom on holiday. OHMYGOSH I can just imagine Molly being like "Al has finally gotten himself a lovely girlfriend!" and Ginny will be giving Bri stinkeye the whole time and being like "Do you do drugs? Do you party hard? What are your marks in school? Are you seducing my son for his money?" And Albus will at that point freak out, and Bri is just sitting there, like "Dom, I'm gonna KILL you!"
Well, that's just my premonition. What actually happens is up to you -- although, if you are anything like me (and I suspect you are) your characters will do whatever the heck they want, and blow raspberries at you whenever you say "no! That's not the plot!"
I mean, come on. I can't imagine Bri, Dom, Les, and Mel taking orders from anyone, even your fabulous self.
Whoa, this turned out to be a decent-sized review anyway. College apps? pfft. I'm writing reviews!
So, my darling, I can't wait until the next chapter -- happy writing and upload soon!
Love,
Lobellia

Author's Response: Are you late? How about /I/ am late! Sorry it took me so long to get back to ya!
Tiny? This is amazing!
You are truly a nut, Lobellia, but I love it!
Your name is pretty unique! I think I'm gonna start calling you El or Lo for short :P Do you mind?
AH! YOUR INTERPRETATION IS LITERALLY PERFECT NO LIE. I'll be posting the next chapter now!
Much love!


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