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Review:quixotic says:
I'm here with a review, at last!

How do you do it? The humor never fails to make me fall off my chair! I should have given you Barty Crouch Jr. as the Death Eater for you to write about!

I was scrolling down your stories and stopped when I saw a your cover for this one. I knew just by looking at it that I had to click it. This one made my day.

It's hilarious. Really, there is nothing else better to say. You just made one of the serious moments of GoF into a comedy. I cried tears of laughter imagining Colin Creevey making a fettucine. In fact, some of these dishes were so exotic that I had to look them up.

Just when I think the fun is over, you throw in those subtle jabs about Hogwarts', ahem, inadequate security and dangerous things it organizes for fun. I loved the bit about time turners as well :)

The icing on the cake (for need of a food related phrase) was your ending. Barty staring into the depths of the Dementor and seeing...a math problem. I empathize with you Barty, you should really consider yourself lucky that Hogwarts does not make quadratics mandatory, let alone calculus. Think of all the poor muggles who struggle with it on a regular basis.

Author's Response: Hi there! Omg I had totally forgotten about the challenge reviews so this was like the greatest surprise to wake up to this morning.

Thank you, I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Haha, I don't know if I could legitimately have submitted something like this to the Death Eater challenge, it's a little out there! Yeah, I had a little too much fun making that banner. That picture of Barty Crouch Jr was just too good to ignore, especially with a story about food!

ICING ON THE CAKE. You win for that! I laughed when I read that. I'm so happy that you liked the story - as you can imagine, I had a blast writing it. Thank you so much for your lovely review!!

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