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Review:Penelope Inkwell says:
Whisper!!! Why would you do this?! Whyyy? Did you attend the Sarah Rees Brennan/Cassandra Clare Institute for Inflicting Pain Upon Your Readers? Were you valedictorian? Salutatorian? Something. You definitely got to make a speech at graduation. A speech which made the hearts of all who heard it break into a thousand glittering shards, leaving them slumped and battered and emotionally wrecked.

Thatís what Iím envisioning, anyway.

No. Because I believe in the enduring power of hope, Iím thinking that Astoria is not pregnant at all, and that this is just Pansyís psycho-plan to get Draco back. That, or sheís pregnant and someone else is the father. Personally, Iím leaning towards curtain number one. Blaise, you can do so much better than crazy Pansy! Astoria, you clearly need to seek out advice from Ginny, who is President of the Girl-Talk Advisory Board. Thereís a sizable chance that sheíll punch you in the face, of course. But youíd still probably get more solid advice out of that exchange than you would in three hours with Pansy Parkinson.

Iím glad I got all that out. That was cathartic. Now, I suppose I will read on to the next chapter. There are still a few little splinters of my heart that could probably be crushed a little smaller ; )

Kidding, of course. You know I love it. This fic is excellent. So many feels!

--Penny

Author's Response: hahahaha I am so sorry! I feel evil...but it had to be done. sometimes, bad things happen to good people. like Draco (a good person) having to deal with knocking up his ex-girlfriend (bad thing).

your theory is very interesting, to say the least ;) you'll find out soon enough though! and you're so right. Pansy is such a brat. her and Astoria are the complete opposite of Hermione and Ginny. but those kinds of people exist (unfortunately).

and thanks, yet again, for taking the time to review dear :) I always appreciate it!


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