|Review:||Lobellia Sackville-Baggins says:|
Guess who's here!
Lemme give you a clue: it's not Obama.
Which only leaves.ME! YOUR OLD BUDDY LOBELLIA! Sorry I'm not the president of the USA, by the way.
Anyway...hm...Al and Bri can't stop snogging the pixie dust out of each other, but they still don't think they are just friends?!!
Excuse me. *whacks self over the head with conveniently placed, not to mention full, water bottle.*
Yes, that was completely necessary.
But Morgan, Merlin and Sweet Circe, WHAT??!!! Are they just being stubborn about their feelings, or do they just have massive amounts of sexual tension that needs to be unloaded in the most convenient way possible?
Example dialogue for the latter of the aforementioned scenarios:
A: Hey, you're attractive.
B: Yup (pops the "p") you are mega-attractive.
A: I haven't snogged anybody lately, and I might explode due to hormones if I don't kiss someone, like, NOW.
B: I agree. Let the epic snog-fest begin!
A: Btw, we're still friends, right?
B: Uh...sure. Whatever...
FOR THE LOVE OF HAGRID'S BEARD WILL YOU TWO WAKE UP ALREADY??! Or must I unleash...THE TREE-TRUNK TRAMPLING HIPPOGRYFFS...*dun dun dun*
Nah, a broom up the bum would be easier.
Oh, who am I kidding? They're still epic. Both o them.
And, Lex, don't think I'm forgetting about you! Oh, no, how could I? So, how is the uber-mega-epic author of this lovely and hilarious tale doing? I see you're still deriving pleasure from making my brain tie itself in knots...but other than that, how ARE you? I hope you are well, not only because I'm a wonderful (and modest) person, but also because I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
Yes. I have become emotionally dependent on a fic. So what, you wanna fight?! *bare teeth menacingly*
I suppose it's time for me to wrap up for today.
Lots of love, as always, and the standard down-on-the-knees plea for a swift upload. Knock some sense into those two feather-brains, will ya? Thankee muchly.
Love and warm fuzzies,
P.S. I love how Al kept on apologizing, then went right back to snogging...I laughed so hard I fell over. Of course, the entire idea that is still apologizing is still making my brain want to dig a hole for itself in the ground, but if I ignore that (painfully)...well, LOVELINESS happens.
Author's Response: Hmm, I wonder who!
Aw, shucks, I was really hoping for Mr. Prez!
It's okay Lobellia, I like you just as much as Obama so no worries!
I'm laughing so hard about your dialog you are so funny!
What is with you and brooms up the bum? I'll never wanna get on your bad side.
They really are epic!
Aw, I'm doing good! Just very busy as always. I'll be updating very soon so don't you worry your little heart.
I'll try my best to knock some sense into them as you requested!
P.S. I thought it was a funny part as well! xx