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Review:patronus_charm says:
I failed so badly at coming back here, as I’m about three days (or more!) late :P

I LOVE THIS. I just don’t know what I can say other than that, though it may be due to me currently rolling around on my bed laughing and annoy my cat in the process. It just had me cracking up so much because why on earth wouldn’t Barty Crouch cook? It was this line which killed me ‘Of course, he’d learnt how to cook during those many years cooped up in his father’s house’ it was just the way he said with such confidence like yeah I’m a Death Eater who’s as awesome cooking as Voldemort is at killing people.

The best part had to be when he started using the Imperius curse on the children to get them to cook. I can really relate to his problem as it would stop his clothes from smelling and he can just sit there in laugh. I do a few flaws from the plan though. 1. I am now very hungry and am going to go and scrounge for food after this. 2. Why didn’t he make them do the washing up? After all, that really is the worst part.

I would totes be jealous of this too ‘Maybe they disliked his magical eye, or the fact that the top of his CV said BARTEMIUS CROUCH JR: FEARSOME DEATH EATER.’ Maybe if I put ‘aspires to be as awesome as Barty Crouch it would work? On a more serious note though, I loved the egotistical air you gave him – it was perfect and was the thing which really made it a parody.

‘said Dumbledore, his eyes twinkling like sequins at an ABBA concert.’ *dies*

WHOOP, WHOOP! Barty got his cooking programme! I feel so proud of him because all that hard work and dedication really a paid off. I can really relate to him running away from the quadratic equation formula though. Thinking he had finally made it and then to be confronted by that.

An awesome one-shot, Kristin


Author's Response: Haha, you weren't late at all! I really appreciate that you took the time to review! ♥

I like your interpretation of Barty's confidence, haha - you made me laugh at the "I'm as awesome at cooking as Voldemort is at killing people" part :p

I'm sorry that this story made you hungry - I'll send you a pie ASAP. It'll have some stuff engraved in the crust, maybe words that say something like "Kiana is a super fabulous reviewer!" (And I hate the washing up too. But... he can use magic, I guess. Wizards have it so easy.)

Thanks :P For some reason it's quite fun to write characters with an egotistical air :D (I even wrote a story from Lockhart's POV once, which was really over the top!)

Haha, I thought I wrote that he didn't get the cooking programme... oops! I wrote the end part when I was sleep deprived after a long flight so it's possible I just totally messed that up! :P But yeah I'm really terrible at maths so I'd react the same way as he did, to be honest!

Thanks so much for reading, and for your review! You're awesome.

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