|Review:||Lobellia Sackville-Baggins says:|
So many emotions.
So many effin' emotions.
OH MY GOD WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY EFFIN' EMOTIONS??!!!
Complete and utter happiness at the kiss has morphed into complete and utter horror at Brielle's reaction (although I can't talk, since I'd probably end up doing the same thing...shemurr), and then this weird clenchy knot in my stomach about Louis' issues (MERLIN! HE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART! HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS!!! LEX, WHYYY?) and then just plain old exasperation at Bri all over again.
Actually, the way Bri keeps on remembering and then distracting herself and then remembering again and exploding reminds me of my rant last chapter! I KNEW she was my spirit animal!
And, can I just say, BRIBUS. You put in a BRIBUS. But then, of course, she runs away...BRI, YOU CLUELESS IDIOT! YOU SILLY CHILD! YOU HIPPOGRIFF-TRAMPLED TREE-STUMP! YOU MUST EARN THE RIGHT TO BE CALLED UBER-MEGA EPIC ONCE AGAIN. SHAME!!! SHAME!
(Mushu: Dishonor on YOU, dishonor on your COW.)
Sorry. I just had to do it.
And now...more stomach-clenchy feels as my thoughts turn be to Louis...Louis you poor baby...DARN IT, SHAPE UP, SACKVILLE-BAGGINS. HE DOESN'T WANT PITY.
NO BUTS. Honestly, you're acting more like Gollum than Lobellia Sackville-Baggins.
Ahem. *rerouting back to original fandom*
Yes. Feels. GAH THE EMOTIONS. Brielle Patil, honey, you need to go find a thestral, fly yourself over to the Ministry of Magic, break into the Department of Mysteries, and STEAL AN EFFIN' TIME TURNER AND GET YOURSELF OUT OF THIS MESS! You love Albus and you know it!
By the way, Bri, I think you need to sit for sorting again. Your recklessness and lack of ANY EFFIN' CLUE WHAT IS GOING ON EVER make you a perfect Gryffindor. And get McGonagal to fix that hat, and make sure it's...ahem...clean. (Hey, speaking of clean, do you think it's got anti-lice and anti-dandruff charms on it?)
OH MY GOD I'M DOING IT AGAIN, AREN'T I? Getting distracted and remembering and getting distracted and remembering BRIELLE PATIL I'M GOING TO SHOVE A BROOMSTICK UP YOUR BUM.
Well, Lex, that concludes my rant for today. Love you, as always. This was such a...complete chapter. Reached every edge of the feel-dom. In other words, EFFIN' PEREFCT BUT ALSO RATHER INFURIATING.
*sigh* I'd better go now before I do something stupid.
Author's Response: You are too funny, Lobellia! As always, it's nice to see a review from you - and a long one, as well.
Hm, Brielle must be your spirit animal! I'm loving your little hippogriff-trampled tree-stump name calling, you've got going on. Maybe I'll have to use that in the story xD *Gasp* I cannot believe you are trying to revoke Brielle's uber-mega epicness! *shakes head slowly and backs away*
Okay, I'm weird.
Louis is a darling and I wasn't sure if I was even going to put that in the story but I already did so oh well! HE DOESN'T WANT PITY YOU'RE RIGHT.
Maybe she loves him maybe she doesn't. She's an odd chick, y'know. I totally agree! Ravenclaw just isn't her home but we can change what was done in the past. (You're so funny and clever!)
Don't do that to ole' Bri!
Aw, thank you that is very sweet! xx