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Review:1917farmgirl says:
Oh. My. Word.

How did you get through writing this, without gaging yourself? And I mean that in the most complimentary way possible! Didn't this much of spot on, perfect, dumb-as-a-post self-absorbed Lockhart do you in? LOL.

That was the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time. I can't believe that you wrote a whole story about Lockhart, but even more than that, I can't believe that you survived it, and nailed him so perfectly!

I love the little details you put in here, to tie it to grown-up Lockhart: the autographs, the wanting to "fix" spells, the taking credit for other's work...

How do all these girls FALL for him? At least McGonagall has a good head on her shoulders!

The hair-care products are the best. And, the best part, is that they seem to at least work.

I don't know how you do it, writing these stories about these characters I've never even thought about writing for, and drawing me in to the story to the point I want o search my soul, or in this case, strangle Lockhart until he turns...well...lilac. :)

Bravo! Again! Thanks for making me laugh! You have a gift.

Author's Response: Well, it wasn't too hard to write this. See, I'm actually dumb as a post and self absorbed so it was kind of just like writing an autobiography. :P Joking. I'm not sure how - but to be honest, I really enjoyed writing such an absurd character! And I'm thrilled to hear you think I wrote him that well, thank you!

I always found it odd that people liked Lockhart too - after all, Hermione had a crush on him, and she's so smart otherwise! But Lockhart has kind of a warped view of the world and thinks people like him a lot more than they really do. So everyone appears to like him in the story, lol.

Thank you so much for yet another wonderful review! ♥ I swear, all your compliments are going to inflate my ego until I'm as bad as Lockhart!

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