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Review:patronus_charm says:
Gah, I can't believe you wrote this! Ok that came out kind of weird but I remember listening to a Story Seekers over at HPPC a while ago and this story was mentioned, and I thought it sounded pretty awesome but forgot to come and read it and then I was scrolling your AP and found it and I think I let out a squeal of delight because I've been wanting to read it ever since. Yeah, that was long winded but now you know how I ended up here! :D

'On the summer solstice, Lorcan built me a coffin.' This was perfect. I know I'm not meant to laugh but I couldn't help because it just made logical sense to me because I always imagined one of the Lysander twins being borderline mental so here we have evidence for my theory!

I adored your narration style. ♥ Lily was just like yeah my boyfriend makes coffins, he's an undertake totally normal y'know. Man, that had me dying. I think your next gen characters are my favourite! Your characterisation of them is so unique yet makes perfect sense so I find myself asking after reading something by you why don't others do this too?

Lorcan = next Dumbledore! Seriously, this deep, reflective, undertaker Lorcan you're portraying him to be is soon becoming my headcanon for me. I want to meet this guy! He just sounds so, so, yeah I can't think of the word but I want to meet him!

I need to stop laughing at inappropriate moments but seriously this line! 'Do you want me to die? I asked him.' :P

I think I would probably be one of those weird people who enjoyed knowing where I was going to be spent several hundred years in, that way I could make any adjustments I felt where needed.

Ah, man crazy Lily is wielding an ax! I honestly thought she was going to go after Lorcan then so she could bury him in that coffin then, but I suppose what happened was probably for the better. I feel rather sorry for Lorcan now as he obviously put a lot of thought in care into it. I must sound as mad as him by giving him sympathy, but oh well.

Another wonderful one-shot! I feel as if I may have to set up camp on your author's page because all of them are just so amazing and unique! ♥

Author's Response: Aaah, you listened to that storyseekers?? I didn't find out for ages that they'd reviewed this, and I had to admit the title made me cringe so much (Luna's son builds coffins? MAKES SENSE) but it was abso-blimmin'-lutely majestic to hear real people with real voices speaking about a thing wot I wrote.

Baaha, I did struggle a little to make Lorcan's profession seem entirely normal when I was writing this. My boyfriend built me a coffin, okay, I'll deal! Apparently the song was inspired by a real life event - Florence (sans her machine) wanted to go to the cinema with her boyfriend, but he couldn't, because he was building prop coffins for a play.

Ooh, that would be a plot twist and a half! (Surprise! Lily goes all ax-murderer on her fiance!)

Thank you so much for this review! Eee, you leave the best comments - and I'm glad you actually found some humour in this, because, looking back, it's entirely po-faced and lamentably overwritten...I couldn't help but laugh!

Thanks again :3 ♥

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