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Review:Voldys_Moldy says:
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OH MY GOD. I CAN'T EVEN. I JUST. I CAN'T. WHAT. HOLY. MY. WHAT. THIS. CAN'T. HEAD. IMPLODE. ARSGSDHFAFSDAFM.
Do you see what you've done to me? I can't even think! I can't English! I JUST FREAKING CAN'T HANDLE THIS, OKAY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
James! God! Argh! I'm really starting to like the guy, and he and Aimee were so cute and I never say that about anything except for baby animals and oh my God oh myGodOMFG. ADSKFSNDC.
I am so upset right now! AH. GAH. URGH. MEUH. I FEEL LIKE DORY BECAUSE I'M MAKING WHALE SOUNDS AND THIS ISN'T HEALTHY.
Why did he do that! Why, James? Why are you so stupidly Gryffindor and gah! Okay, Mark: I'm depending on you now. But, like, I want Aimee to find out that James didn't try to kill Dan and I want her to know the truth, even though that's going to kill her, but at the same time I know that Mark can't go to jail because what would happen to Jack? BUT. BUT WHAT IF. WHAT IF NO ONE WENT TO JAIL. WHAT IF DAN ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING COOL FOR A CHANGE AND HE WAS JUST ALL, "I'M NOT DEAD AND MARK'S MY HOME-SKILLET SO I DON'T WANT TO PRESS CHARGES."
PLEAAASE? I really like that idea. Because then everyone's happy (except for Dan because he's rotting in some hospital ward but I don't even care) and Aimee and James can live together and have lots of, ahem, fun (AND OH MY GOD THAT STORY ABOUT THE SQUIRREL I DIED NOT EVEN KIDDING) but no kids because I just can't picture James not throwing his child out the window when annoyed with it and Mark can marry that Muggle girl and Jack can have a mother and everyone will be happy and WEEE!
(Just so you know, this chapter clobbered my feels and so I am not quite sane right now. Even less so than normal.)
Pretty please update soon because my heart is going to implode and I need to know what happens!

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