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Review:Courtney Dark says:
OMG! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

I JUST CAN'T EVEN...GAH! THIS WAS JUST SO PERFECT! HOLY GUACAMOLE THIS WAS GOOD! I CAN'T...

Breath Courtney, breathe.

BREATHING IS HARD!

Is is weird that I am so, so excited about a Beth and Severus holding hands - not even kissing, just holding hands?

NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! I AM SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW!

I am not going to be able to write a coherent review right now, so I'm just going to move onto the next chapter. I am literally shaking from excitement - I can barely type right now!

Courtney:)

PS: That bit about apples really got me thinking, man! Next time I see someone eating an apple, I am going to be studying them hardcore!

Author's Response: Breathe, Courtney, breathe! ♥ Except not really, because I am all for anyone being breathless due to a fictional character. Lord knows it's happened to me enough in my (relatively short, in comparison) life. And YES, it's okay to be excited about Beth and Sev holding hands! Can you imagine how anxious I got, sitting on this chapter for a few months, with other people not knowing what was coming? Can you imagine how I feel now?! Oh, my friend, you have things in store for you...

I need either less sugar or less caffeine. I'm feeling jittery and excited. I'm mostly just really pumped at how hard you're shipping Beth and Severus right now, just because I ALWAYS get excited when other people ship my characters with other characters! That's like... top-tier status. I'm thrilled!

Fun fact: The beginning of this chapter came from another writing friend who, after listening to me complain about not knowing how to start it, told me to write about Beth watching someone eat an apple. The end.

I AM SO WEIRD. But thank you for reviewing me anyway! ♥


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