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Review:Penelope Inkwell says:
Can I just give my favorite quotes. I’m having to narrow it down from, like, every line. Ohmygracious! This has made my day! I am so heartily amused. And can I say that I really appreciate Scorpius’ stagemanship? You really know how to weave together some cliches, and I loved every sentence of it. Oh, I love parody *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*

"Rose knew exactly what she was wanted: concupiscence — lust of the wildest, fieriest, and most-consuming kind. That was the proper route for a goody two shoes, and as a goody two shoes, Rose always went on the proper route."

-"I hate Scorpius." She said that every time his name was mentioned.
-"I know. You say that every time his name is mentioned.”

"a week of boyfriend-searching brought up only Hufflepuffs, which was as good as finding no one."

As the site of Dumbledore's death, there was some bad mojo hanging around; feng shui was a priority.

-“You are Miss...”
-“Weasley.” Susie gave her a pointed look over her glasses.
-"Well, that narrows it down to half the school.”

"'...so that's why I wear my rhinestone suit.” Rose, as much as she felt for him after this sudden reveal of a closely guarded secret, couldn't help but think she missed something somewhere.”
Bahaha! I can’t even...


"'You're seventeen. Your biological clock is ticking.’”
--Oh, Hogwarts, where nearly everyone marries someone they met at the tender age of 12 and is married off by 20.

"Rose watched the giggling girls with Lorcan enter the room marked 'broom closet' and Lysander's girls enter the one marked 'Heads' Common Room’.”
Where all trysts must, naturally, occur.

"'You mean... all this destruction... for me?'”

"He dipped his head down, lips meeting hers in a hungry passion, devouring the very breath from her body until she remembered she could breathe through her nose.”
-Okay, that was the best one. I just died. It’s going to take a while for me to regain consciousness once my brain ceases to receive oxygen due to the bouts of dizzying laughter, so I’m gonna have to wrap this review up. Suffice it to say, I loved it. Well done!!!

Author's Response: What gets me every time I reread this fic is how much of the Capers Scorpius probably spawned from this Scorpius xD from the bad fashion to the grandiose introductions.

I remember being newly exposed to a lot of next gen around that time, and I kept thinking 'it is as if it is literally the end of the world if these girls enter their seventh year single' with their entirely irrelevant insecurities-for-the-sake-of-them and well-timed sassiness.

♥ teehee I enjoyed this quotefest, thank you very much!


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