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Review:Calypso says:
Ahahaha this made me laugh so much! Where did you even get the idea for it?! It's so wacky and awesome.

Voldemort as a fashion designer is just brilliant- he's certainly got the ego for it! And I loved his Death Eaters as his entourage- Lucius being his hair-care expert, and Snape paid to be his muse is just hilarious. It's kind of clever, because the fashion world is famous for being cutthroat... just not Voldy-style cutthroat!
Also the names of the fashion labels... Harry's Hipster in particular made me giggle...!

I just loved the scene with Bellatrix on the aeroplane, quibbling over who gets the window seat! I think the juxtaposition was what made that bit so amusing, with Bella doing her evil sadist talk to an air hostess, and having to deal with all the little ins and outs of Muggle life... And to be honest, just the image of Bellatrix in hair-curlers is enough!

I did notice a few typos; you might want to have a check through...

I didn't think I'd be able to imagine Snape getting drunk until I read this. Lucius is a meanie :P Voldemort doing the conga oh my goodness, and I loved the random German partiers. I think that was the great strength of this actually, the randomness.

Ooh sassy Snape! It puts his position as a double agent in the books in a very different light. I hope he has more luck with Harry :P And actually, I sort of found myself wishing Voldemort well too, which was very surreal!

Anyway, I really enjoyed reading this! Great job!


Author's Response: Hi Bethany!

I'm so glad that you loved all of the set up, it was a lot of fun to write. Thas fashion industry was quite easy to fit around them as they're all so bitter and competitive like the people in it!

Of course the window seat is awesome, why else would the quibble over it? I quite like Bellatrix as a muggle. Though I based her on my old history teacher who was muggle Bellatrix. I'm so glad I no longer have her!

Yeah they should be edited out now!

Yay for randomness, there needs to be more of that in life! I'm glad you saw it as a strength as I was worried it would be to cluttered and chaotic.

Yup, I hadn't thought of it like that until another reviewer mentioned it but it is fun to look at Snape's betrayal in that way!

Thanks for this fabulous review, Bethany!


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