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Review:nott theodore says:
Hi Kiana! I'm here reviewing for the house cup :)

I've been looking forward to reading this since you mentioned you were writing it, and it was absolutely hilarious! This is the only parody I've read so far in the house cup entries but you write it brilliantly, as always. I was laughing from the very first line to the very last!

How do you come up with these things?! Voldie's Vanity and Harry's Hipsters, with Snape as a muse and Lucius as a hair stylist? It was just so funny that I couldn't stop laughing all the way through. Some of the mental images I got when I read this were side-splitting. (If you hadn't noticed, I'm already running out of ways to say funny, so bear with me here!)

You know, if they didn't have magic and weren't able to fight, I can totally see Voldemort and his Death Eaters being complete divas in the fashion world or dealing with the celebrity lifestyle. And the fact that they went to Ibiza - I mean Snape, Lucius, and Voldemort, the three pastiest men in the series went to Ibiza - was amazing. Crazy, but brilliant. I don't know how you come up with it!

Some of my favourite lines:
"The cries grew so loud, that even Voldemort broke away from his conga chain to find out what was going on." Oh my gosh, Voldemort doing the conga!!!
"Of course, my muse is calling me to Ibiza. It is the party island for British people aiming to tan and that is what I wish to do." Hahahaha!

I could go on and just quote the whole story back at you, but I'm going to leave it there for now :P

There were a few typos in this and I'd recommend giving it another read through, but they weren't anything major at all.

I want to see this story made into a film of some sort! It was just so hilarious! You've got a real talent for parodies and writing humour - would you care to share a little bit of it, please?

Sian :D

Author's Response: Hi Sian!

Yay you liked it and laughed! I'm surprised not more people didn't do one because I find them more fun to write than usual stories, I did find another Voldemort parody by Cassius Alcinder and I really recommend it!

I'm not really sure how I come with them. I guess my train of thoughts is alliteration is awesome let's used as much as possible, also let's make it as weird as possible because that's fun too. :P

I wouldn't be surprised if more pale people in HP went to Ibiza. I mean, Scotland doesn't really give you the same tanning opportunties, does it? Bahaha they probably had a great time!

Yeah, those lines made me crack up too! Of course Voldemort would do the conga it's a fun thing to do.

Some other picked them out for me. It's a punishment for being an incredibly lazy editor. One day I will give into having a final read through!

I guess the only thing I think when writing them is what that's the craziest thing they could do and write it. Thank you for these lovely compliments Sian, they really made my day!


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