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Review:Athene Goodstrength says:
Hi Kiana! Here for the HC party :)

Your mind is utterly intriguing. This was such a random idea, but I love it so much! The Death Eaters *are* a stylish lot, after all...

I honestly don't know where to begin. You have to love any story where Lucius Malfoy rubs sunscreen into his shapely legs and then has to do Snape's back for him, right?! It's so perfect that Bellatrix, of all people, would end up in the seat with the crying baby...

I was giggling the whole way through this, but then you just killed me with Voldemort's pink speedos.

I can't believe I just read a story where Voldemort's greatest nemesis is deep-vein thrombosis. I loved it, you crazy girl.

- Sarah xo

Author's Response: Hi Sarah!

Yay my mind's intriguing! I'm not entirely sure where this came from but it seemed to be more fun to write about than Newt Scamander, so I just went with it!

I'm so glad that you loved all the parts about it, it was far too much fun to write about! I'm sorry about the speedos line, I just saw the opportunity and it seemed to be too good to miss.

Bahaha someone picked up on thrombosis, I thought no one would! I'm so glad that you loved it! Thanks for the great review :D


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