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Review:Cirque Du Freak says:
THIS WAS SO SHORT HOW COULD YOU. Blarrrggh I am not happy with you *shakes fist*

I'm not sure whether to laugh until I cry or just be grossly weirded out, because I appreciate the gory-ness of a good horror film (i.e sit there and laugh about how someone is being pulled by their legs in a green screen suit) but this is my *~*~*IMAGINATIONA*~*~* and I'm not sure how to deal with this so I think I'm going to laugh, because otherwise I will have nightmares and then I'll attempt to track you down and haunt you as a giant finger with a nicely shaped nail.

On the other note I am sad that Oven didn't make it through the night, but better luck next time, eh? :P

I shall not give into thy temptations Freddeth Wease(like fleece)ly.

I am curious, however, at how... desperate Fred seems to be in trying to "attain" Eve, because they've met for all of five seconds and there can't be that much more to it, can it? Does he just have a penchant for unattainable girls? Is there really something lying underneath?

GIVE ME ANSWERS WOMAN


Author's Response: I'M SO SORRY! -hides- I promise I'll make it up in the next one! It's a bit of an epic adventure time with MORE NEW CHARACTERS AHH (I know you're looking forwards to it, more names! (I have banned myself from making more Irish guys thought because this is a weak point of mine that needs addressing))

Eeep, I'm glad you settled for laughing, nicely shaped nail or not I don't fancy a giant severed digit for a stalkee.

Oven just reminds me of a stove. Is this because they're hothot?! :P

I AM SO TEMPTED TO TURN ON THE FREDDIE CHARM (if he has any which is doubtful) I don't think any deeper sinister things, just built on ego and Eva's wiles (oh dear hahaha)

I know, he's a strange fella. But all shall be revealed. In my characteristic way: very slowly, infuriatingly with lots more characters thrown in along the way.

Now I have a confession: the characters in the wedding (Lola, Emily etc) were the girls from my Dominique fic. Ahh, cross overs!

YET ANOTHER LOVELY REVIEW. I'm praising your existence in the world right now. As Harriet would say: you're absolutely brillo-pads. Top notch! Thank you so much you wonderful creature!


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