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Review:Cirque Du Freak says:
AND THEN YOU INTRODUCE THE POTTERS AND EVERYONE AND THE FAME. OH THE FAME!

You've got characters in abundance, just leaking from your knuckles (looking back on this now I'm sure it was meant to be fingers/orifices, but no... its knuckles now, apparently).

And then and then and then (see how my reviews unwound by excitement and lack of coherency) YOU GIVE ME THIS HILARITY: "something about forever and ever and some other bull" -- I have no idea why, but this just made me burst into laughter, because FRED WEASLEY son of GEORGE WEASLEY is crooning along to some random bit of tosh and on a stage trying to be a bit serious and sultry and heartfelt and Eve just doesn't give a toss. Its brilliant. Also extended by the fact that she's trying to have a good old snog with Eoin. Yum.

And then you hit it with Owl Me Maybe and I feel like smacking my head on a wall whilst hysterically laughing. A bit of an oh dear, really, Freddie? kind of moment, pahaha.

The last bit gives me chills and the beforehand comment by Ronan about Fred being dangerous comes into my mind. Just how dangerous is Fred?

And here I have decided my ship and its Evin (except not Ev-In but OV-IN just like the pronounciation of Eoin's name for the OH bit. I declare thy Oven, er, I mean Evin!)

Author's Response: I feel like apologising for the amount of characters but then I just feel like flinging them all out into the open and shouting DEAL WITH IT there's lots of people in her life and THEY'RE ALL EPIC AHH

Not that I'm biased at all. But I believe them all to be.

Hehehe she likes Eoin. But I think that ship has already sailed (I'm not entirely sure though, this story's not too clear in my head, everything could go any direction at the moment!) though she likes to revisit it every now and then. I don't blame her. The Irish Captain is a corker (yes, I'm confused with where the shipping analogy is going as well)

Ooo a bit of danger never hurt anyone (what was that? it does?! oh, okay...) he likes being called sultry, he likes that a lot.

I probably should apologise for that appalling little snippet of terrible music but... I'm not going to. Mwaha. I'm going to leave it there with no regrets because the Ben Howard cover of that song is scrumptious. (And it's one of those songs you dance to with abandon in your room, not that I ever partake in such frivolous activities)

I LOVE YOU MORE WITH EACH REVIEW AH

(I also had a weird image of characters literally coming out my knuckles which I must admit was a tad disturbing)


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