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Review:Cirque Du Freak says:
And then we meet Harriet (tell me she has a biscuit addiction - I've been waiting for one with a penchant for chocolate digestives/chocolate chip with nuts). She seems pretty fabulous actually and is being appropriately best friend-ish in this particular scene. She seems like the type that may bring a bit of drama into Eve's life (as she already has done with Fred!)
So disappointed in her as she just rejects the tickets (no doubt, he'll seek her out I'm banking on it).

EVE'S GOT A CAT. I love it (what? of course I'm not a cat lady...ahem) Its terribly sad that Knockturn Alley doesn't have a lift, because it would be hilarious if little Napoleon wanted to go off and tour the streets and decided to go down in a lift to go out.

And then you introduce us to Eve's mum - now why would you do that? Why would you torture me? What's the matter with you? :( So many questions and not enough answers!

Now this is interesting also - the fact that Eve doesn't know much of Harriet as we initially thought. Also the tidbit that Harriet is also somewhat older and the fact that its possible that Eve didn't go to Hogwarts, perhaps? TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

Author's Response: C'mon now, every girl's gotta have a Harriet ;) Biscuits are a girls best friend. A best friend who likes forcing biscuits down your throat = the best thing in the world ever.

I was tempted to have her accept it, but wouldn't that be too easy for her and we couldn't have that now could we :P I KNOW I'M JUST EVIL. It was all too much fluff I was drowning in cotton wool. Had to bring it down to Earth and down it came, with a mother shaped bang.

I'VE CALLED SYBIL NAPOLEON A FEW TIMES I'M SO SORRY -hides- I'm not even sure where that came from. I have put it back into the queue to be edited. I apologise profusely. I'm so sorry Sybil. Your name is very manly and you don't suit Napoleon better, I'm sorry for getting your hopes up.

I know I'm just so cruel aren't I! I should make them write an auto-biography and be done with it all :P But where's the fun in that?! This way I can drip feed you information when it suits me, mwahaha. YOU ARE AMAZING ONCE MORE


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