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Review:marauder5 says:
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Okay, so this was NOT what I expected when I clicked on this story, but man, was it a good surprise! I was practically laughing at every other sentence - you, my friend, are hilarious! Thank you for such a great humour addition to the archives :D I'm surprised that you managed to turn the tragic events of the Battle of Hogwarts into something so thoroughly funny! :)

So you started out with having us imagine a boxing match between Nick and Professor Binns! Just that little thing is enough for loving this story, i think! ;) Here are some of my favourite snippets:

"Old William did not see fit to include me in his plays, but since he’s a second rate actor rather than a true historian we can give him a pass for now." - I love how casually he talks about Shakespeare!

"It must be said that young Tom Riddle, while already scheming and evil, was studious and exceedingly charming, in addition to actually having a nose.Most Hogwarts professors, especially a certain Potions master who‘s name I will not mention here, (but it rhymes with Lughorn) were completely fooled by Riddle’s charms and could not see him for what he truly was." - the nose part! It cracked me up! :) And also, it rhymes with Lughorn - brilliance. It kind of makes me wish I knew you. I bet you're a fun person to be around, haha!

I also love the whole idea of the story - Nick promoting his book. It's so original, and yet, not completely AU. It might be because I loved this story so much, but I can almost imagine him doing something like this, haha! :) Well, I loved this, thank you so much for writing it and making me laugh so much! :D

Author's Response: Hey, thanks for such a great review!

I was trying to capture some of the pompous attitude I picture Nick having, but do it in a light-hearted way. Mostly because the guy from Monty Python played him in the movies, I picture Nick being kind of hilarious.

And I can't imagine that Nick would be too happy about being left out of the final movie, so he would probably want to get his side of the story across.

Thanks again!

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