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Review:iatevoldysnose says:
Omfg I'm so sorry it took me forever to review this! I read it the day after it got validated:) I've had so much homework and all the teachers have decided to give out tests in the same week. I've also written a oneshot for this project we have at school...I'm doing mine on fanfiction:D I'd be really grateful if you read it ;) it's called Mine, if you want to. But anywho, here I am, with a review that you greatly deserve.

So lemme start! This chapter lived up to the standard that I have expected of it:) it's hilarious and I love the abundance of references! I love Conner and Jess! Jess is ever so subtle! I wish to take lessons from Jess on "How to be Subtle". May you please provide me with the opportunity oh great l0ony one??

And omfg I cracked up when James said that Hess was growing on him...like a wart. OMFG HER SOCKS! HER RAINBOW SOCKS! WHAT THE FUDGE HAPPENED TO THEM?! I HOPE SHE FINDS THEM AND THAT CONNER ISN'T ACTUALLY CULPRIT. Actually Conner being the culprit would probably be a very big plot twist!!! I really can't wait to find out what happens:)

I LOVE how Jess can't stay angry at Conner and how she says "I LOVE YOU, CONNER. NEVER LEAVE ME, MY SWEET BUBBLE OF SANITY. MY ROCK OF CALMNESS." I really love the relationship that they have:) I wanna have a relationship like that, based on retardedness and love(in a platonic way).

Anywho, wonderful chapter once again woman! Update soon!!! When ARE you gonna update anyway? How long till the next amazingly brilliant chapter?

Love,
iatevoldysnose xox (gossip girl)

P.S. the last line omg:D

P.P.S. I DO dare to pet the unicorn box! Or is it a pony box? Or a Phoenix box? Or a hippogriff box? Or a- you know what? I'm gonna stop rambling on now:) babai love!

Author's Response: YAY. YOU REVEIWED!
I got worried when you didn't review after a while...ahh the magics of fanfic bonding...
AND I WOULD BE THRILLED TO READ YOUR FANFIC. In fact I shall do so after answering this review.

How to be subtle you say? Well the first thin Jess wants you to do is buy a lemur and slather it in peanut butter. SLATHER I TELL YOU.
AND THE SOCKS. THE SOCKS I TELL YOU! We shall see what has happened. Maybe a hippo ate them. Maybe they go hit bu a bus maybe they're in a hut in Hawaii. WHO KNOWS?
So glad that you loved Jess and Conner, I really enjoyed their relationship in this chapter as well. Conner is based on the friend that I will meet one day. I WILL MAKE IT THE FUTURE.
The next chapter huh? ...hmmm...ahhh.welll...pshhh
Yeah hopefully by the end of this month. If I can push it out. Like a baby. ANALOGY
MUCH LOVE
lOony xoxo illamas.
P.s. never reference gossip girl again. Not today not ever. P.p.s. yes I really am to lazy to capitalise my acronyms. .


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