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Review:ZOE YOUR BIGGEST FAN says:
Yep. It's me again. I am your biggest fan. No shit. I could be a sumo wrestler. Cause I'm that big. JUST KIDDING! I'm a ninja. When are you putting the next chappie up? I LOVE THIS STORY! I even came up with a cheer for you to write faster. Wanna hear it? It goes;

WRITE WRITE WRITE HEDWIG PIE!
AND I WILL GIVE YOU PIE!

It's a work in progress. I'm not really sure if pie rhymes with pie though...but who cares. I'm cool like that.

MAN! YOUR STORY IS AWESOME. WANNA MARRY ME? SORRY. I HAD TO MUCH FIREWHISKY/COKE AND NOW IM HIGH! IN THE CLOUDS! Clouds are cool. I wanna bounce on one. And then dye it PINK!

OK IM JUST TRYING TO SAY YOUR AWESOME AND KEEP WRITING!

OK BYEBYE!

Author's Response: YAY! ITS YOU AGAIN! I ADORE YOU REVIEWS! ADORE THEM, I SAY! you must be an awesome ninja, i'll see you at ninja school next full moon, k?
I LOVE THAT CHEER! pie totally rhymes with pie, hence making that cheer epic.
I WILL TOTALLY MARRY YOU. MY FIRST CYBER WEDDING. OH. THIS'LL BE A DAY FOR THE YEARBOOKS :D
thanks so much for the review and i shall keep writing :D
OMG, WE CAN GET MARRIED ON THE CLOUD.
MUHAHAH. BYE :D


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